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>call my new housekeeper wife employed to congrats her
>she tells me must be mistake, her boss is busy with his wife in the bedroom
>WTF.jpg
>tell her im her boss
>instruct her to find my winter boots
>surprised when she finds my gun in the left one
>spend 15min convincing her is ok to murder, THIS IS SHARIA LAW BIATCH
>lound_shots.wav
>spend 15 more min telling her everything is fine
>instruct her to drop the boddies in the pool at the back
>mfw she tells me its a flat
>mfw i dialed wrong number
>mfw prisons are mostly full of gay people cuz muh sharia
atleast the judge will have a crack
>she tells me must be mistake, her boss is busy with his wife in the bedroom
>WTF.jpg
>tell her im her boss
>instruct her to find my winter boots
>surprised when she finds my gun in the left one
>spend 15min convincing her is ok to murder, THIS IS SHARIA LAW BIATCH
>lound_shots.wav
>spend 15 more min telling her everything is fine
>instruct her to drop the boddies in the pool at the back
>mfw she tells me its a flat
>mfw i dialed wrong number
>mfw prisons are mostly full of gay people cuz muh sharia
atleast the judge will have a crack
