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Tard Stories Thread

ID:jwy2gsEY No.7827544 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'll Start

>Be me
>Sitting in cafeteria with friends near the tard table
>there are three downies at the tard table
>boy
>girl
>and The Stag
>The Stag is a tard on the football team, he never gets put in the game, but he still works out with them and loves football
>girl stands up and so does The Stag
>The Stag tries to assert his dominance by attempting to kiss her
>girl rejects him hard
>The Stag goes fucking ballistic
>winds up a mean right hook and breaks her nose, she is hit so hard that her head flies back and rebounds off the wall
>boy stands up, apparently he was dating the tard girl
>boy tries to fight The Stag, they get into a slap fight that ends up under the table
>School police officer dives under the table, one hand on his glock
>tards are pulled apart
>girl is walked to the nurse, bloody from her nose and stumbling from the concussion she got from slamming her head into a wall
>boy is similarly walked to the nurse with a bleeding lip, face, and neck. apparently the stag likes to bite
>the stag is covered in blood, but it is not his blood. he has blood from his mouth, probably from the chunk he took out of the boy
>Stag is not restrained properly and the officer just has hands on shoulders
>I am following these tards discreetly from the other side of the cafeteria as to not get in trouble
>The Stag stops all of a sudden and shoots his arms out like he just won a marathon
>AAAAAAaaa he yells trying to assert his dominance over the entire cafeteria