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Germany jokes and jokes about Germans
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On this page you find a collection ofthe best short Germany jokes.
"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A Beaner-Schnitzel.
What lies between fear and sex? Fünf.
What does it mean when a cow is nicer than a woman? - You are in Germany!"
What do you call a pissed off German? Sauerkraut.
After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris
