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Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:34:07 No.7846789 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7846809 >>7846831 >>7846854 >>7846929 >>7846989 >>7847071 >>7848637

This thread is for discussing Christianity and asking questions. All are welcome. It'd be nice if conversation was constructive, but we all understand that's not a realistic goal.

>Christian content for newcomers

Jesus anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDRCwJHBCXc
Beatitudes - Sermon on the Mount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCbJ4vnMNg
Era music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kzoZUpXOc
Gregorian chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWdSi0Xw4u0

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:34:40 No.7846791 Report

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Now listen here, and listen up carefully, you ignorant little fuck. I'll have you know PinkyBong is the most based poster on Chen, or shall I say Bant, to NewFags such as yourself. I have over 9000 confirmed cases of flaming trolls. And I have just started kiddo. Go on. I dare you. Try and fuck with teh Ultimate Power of PinkyBong. You're in the deep end now, you shallow little cunt. You are on very think fucking ice. And believe me you FuckTard. PinkyBong will be under it when it inevitably breaks. #ExpectUs

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:35:10 No.7846794 Report

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Listen up faggot, don't insult me. I've got a hacking agency at the ready and if you insult me, me and me mates are gonna trace you down and release all your shit to the whole world to see, got it? You don't mess with us, cunt.
We are PinkyBong
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Except us!

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:35:29 No.7846798 Report

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Hey cunt, you want to anger the PinkyBong? You want to anger the troll master? I've got some famous trolls under my belt, I've been the leader of numerous raiding groups, I've been involved in lots of DDoS attacks and doxxings, and you dare, you fucking dare come to my board, with this inane garbage to spew out like a retard? Pathetic. PinkyBong is not pleased. We are not pleased with this. Consider yourself dead, fool, as you have no rights anymore

PinkyBong

PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:35:46 No.7846800 Report

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Faggots, the lot of you, dwelling in here like creatures when teh Internets are my domain. You come here to spew out this cringe against the lordly me, the PinkyBong activist group, you would come here to /chen/ to do such a thing? Very "NewFaggy" of you, lad. Soon /chen/ will be /PinkyBong/ and all you shall bow down to me. Fools.

PinkyBong

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PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:36:37 No.7846807 Report

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>WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO MAKE MY POSTS ON 4CHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME OUT OF HERE
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>THUNK THUNK THUNK
>N-N-NO, THIS IS NOT HOW MY LIFE ENDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
>sorry chap but this is your life now, we are faggots togheter in this
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SPLAT.

PinkyBong

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PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:36:58 No.7846808 Report

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BRIT WANKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>oh yeah that's the stuff ohohoho ooooooooooooh yeah
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THUNK THUNK THUNK
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>LET ME OUT OF HERE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>this is the good stuff oh yeah
>HUMP HUMP
>W-W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS HORRIBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO I AM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pinky Bong

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Pinky Bong ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:37:00 No.7846809 Report

Quoted By: >>7846813

>>7846789
No Religion on a pinky bong board

PinkyBong

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PinkyBong ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:37:20 No.7846811 Report

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>WHAT IS THIS I AM BEING EATEN BY WORMS W-W-W-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>oh shit this little cunt is dying i'd better save him
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PENIS MY FUCKING PENIS GOT BITTEN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE
>W-W-W-W-WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS SOUND I AM HEARING
>SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCFK IT'S SHIT I AM BEING FUCKING SHAT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK PINKYBONG
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG oi these bloody pills ain't working HOLD ON WAIT A FOOKEN MINUTE MATE
>SPLAT PLOP SQUAASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A SQUISH SPLAT PLOP BLAM
>that's the good stuff mate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:37:27 No.7846813 Report

Quoted By: >>7846840

>>7846809
Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4tSrHOA9 Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:37:44 No.7846815 Report

Quoted By: >>7846825

One time I drank holy water and the sky turned red, does this have any religious meaning?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:39:04 No.7846825 Report

Quoted By: >>7846839

>>7846815
Did you supplement the holy water with acid?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSH9SCl+ Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:39:18 No.7846826 Report

Quoted By: >>7846829 >>7846832

>>>/x/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pQky9bvi Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:40:27 No.7846829 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846826
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PJhI6qI1 Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:40:55 No.7846831 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846789
>general
No.
Fuck off back to >>>/x/ and >>>/int/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:41:11 No.7846832 Report

Quoted By: >>7846847

>>7846826
/bant/ is no less valid a place for a thread like this friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4tSrHOA9 Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:42:04 No.7846839 Report

Quoted By: >>7846848

>>7846825
No. Was completely clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:42:11 No.7846840 Report

Quoted By: >>7846848 >>7846850

>>7846813
>hey wanna join my cool Religion?
No one fucking cares
no one goes to fucking 4 chan to find a new Religion
i know you have to tell People About your god or the world will burn or some shit like that but plase Keep it out of my fucking board.
Or maybe I introduce you to my religion gaycock suckism wanna join we worship black cock all the time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:42:58 No.7846847 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846832
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:43:07 No.7846848 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846840
No need to post in this thread if that's how you feel friend.

>>7846839
Well that's big if true anon.

Ralsei

Ralsei ID:B4NiMq8x Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:43:27 No.7846850 Report

Quoted By: >>7846863

>>7846840
>implying that you own /bant/
I'm pretty sure nobody owns this board... maybe I own the board too.
But seriously, please don't act like you own it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:44:43 No.7846854 Report

Quoted By: >>7846869

>>7846789
Imagine beliving in stupid shit like this
> oh i killed 500 peopole but if i regret it on my deat bed i get to heaven. makes fucking sense

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GCCAFhzX Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:44:58 No.7846858 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:45:13 No.7846859 Report

Quoted By: >>7846871

wow my penis is SO BIG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:45:39 No.7846863 Report

Quoted By: >>7846875

>>7846850
>But seriously, please don't act like you own it.
we all own it and nobody wants to find a new god on 4 chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:46:13 No.7846869 Report

Quoted By: >>7846873

>>7846854
These things are a bit more complicated than that friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:46:31 No.7846871 Report

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>>7846859
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:46:48 No.7846873 Report

Quoted By: >>7846887

>>7846869
no if i regret it i am forgiven

Ralsei

Ralsei ID:B4NiMq8x Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:46:59 No.7846875 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846863
mmmmm... fair enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:49:07 No.7846886 Report

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i am the supreme overlord of b*nt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:49:09 No.7846887 Report

Quoted By: >>7846903

>>7846873
Repentance by the Christian standard is a bit different from the simple definition of regret. For instance, a person could say "I regret killing you, but it was necessary."

What type of repentance are you referring to?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VGzhd/gB Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:49:25 No.7846890 Report

Quoted By:

shut up nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:53:18 No.7846903 Report

Quoted By: >>7846912

>>7846887
thinking it was wrong to do it and truly regreting it
For example someone is really annoyed by your constant Jehows wittnes threads and covers your whole house in shit but then before he dies he has some spiritula shit in his head he goes to heaven
this is what your Religion says. read the fucking bile this is all stupid shit from 2000 years ago. learn something About your own belifes instead of annoying People on 4 chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:54:47 No.7846912 Report

Quoted By: >>7846926

>>7846903
If a person is truly repentant for what they have done, why is it stupid that they could receive forgiveness from God, and try to redeem their lives?

It's better that people who did bad shit improve themselves than not, isn't it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jG66YzvO Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:55:44 No.7846918 Report

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Fuck off cucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jG66YzvO Fri 12 Apr 2019 21:57:29 No.7846924 Report

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There's no god on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:00:03 No.7846926 Report

Quoted By: >>7846942

>>7846912
This opens the door for relativsm
Noting i do my whole life matters there are no trubles if i regrett it a short time before my death. Why do you think are religious People not more Moral than unreligous People. Nothing matters in this world viev and also fuck off 4 chan and go to someone that asked for your Christian shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:00:48 No.7846929 Report

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>>7846789
This is the only true god

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ExoFpO09 Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:01:29 No.7846932 Report

Quoted By: >>7846954

gj guys fucking 2000 years fuckign 2 billions dead euros and this is the shit it ends with it ah well pic realted it was your god you served all a along also fucking kys infront of me i need the feeels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:03:33 No.7846942 Report

Quoted By: >>7846955

>>7846926
Sure that works if you're stupid enough to think of the matter from the perspective of how others see you.

But if you take into account that there is indeed a living God, and you accept that he will judge you, and that before his eyes there is no relativism involved. You might find yourself to be a bit more humble.

>Why do you think religious people are not more moral than unreligious people.

I'd say the ideological foundations of Christianity, and those who follow them, even if the people are flawed, or even hypocritical, are much better than the intense level of faggotry we see everywhere today in the secular world.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pZdnVSWc Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:04:38 No.7846947 Report

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fuck off jew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ExoFpO09 Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:05:52 No.7846954 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846932
naa my ignorace is what i value the most
soo doopedy doo suck ashoe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:05:54 No.7846955 Report

Quoted By: >>7846956 >>7846958

>>7846942
> intense level of faggotry
preaches christianety on 4 cahn complains About faggotry.
Next Level chringe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:06:50 No.7846956 Report

Quoted By: >>7846965

>>7846955
How old are you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pZdnVSWc Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:07:03 No.7846958 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846955
and this
op is an autistic faggot with an imaginary brown friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:08:43 No.7846965 Report

Quoted By: >>7846994

>>7846956
Are you running out of Arguments ?
How About you take your belives write them on a pice of paper and shove them up you arse

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:13:07 No.7846989 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846789
Does the whole bible fit up your arse ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:13:54 No.7846994 Report

Quoted By: >>7847002

>>7846965
I don't think I need to practice my writing, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:15:15 No.7847002 Report

Quoted By: >>7847065

>>7846994
but Maybe you wanna get a Closer contact with god
You will feel him Deep inside yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suE+72WS Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:28:28 No.7847065 Report

Quoted By: >>7847171

>>7847002
Your autistic screeching is leagues worse than this thread ever was.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FlcpWJ3 Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:29:36 No.7847071 Report

Quoted By: >>7847117

>>7846789
jesus was a furry? OwO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CY9b/MZd Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:38:06 No.7847117 Report

Quoted By: >>7847181

>>7847071
Nah but the analogy is that Christ dies as the Lamb, but will return as the Lion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:45:58 No.7847171 Report

Quoted By:

>>7847065
thanks i try my best to make it worse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cL1C30gE Fri 12 Apr 2019 22:47:15 No.7847181 Report

Quoted By:

>>7847117
sexy Lion ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5aWBsEFT Sat 13 Apr 2019 03:42:37 No.7848581 Report

Quoted By: >>7848616

Bump for based Christians

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qUBxrklf Sat 13 Apr 2019 03:50:49 No.7848616 Report

Quoted By:

>>7848581
this

hentorian !8x8z91r9YM

hentorian !8x8z91r9YM ID:/rG+xht2 Sat 13 Apr 2019 03:55:33 No.7848637 Report

Quoted By:

>>7846789
Good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:82vVB+vL Sat 13 Apr 2019 04:08:07 No.7848657 Report

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lmao at the heathens getting mad just because OP wants to talk about his religion
he isn't trying to proselytize anyone, he legitimately just wants to talk about it
or is it just too politically incorrect for you to handle...?

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