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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:41:42 No.785949 View View Reply Original Report

How did prom night go for you /tv/?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwjqR81Zcs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:43:29 No.785950 Report

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Drank a lot of Jack Daniels, got laid, got some virus before I walked home at 5am. Got facial lesions. Wasn't scarred for life. We did have a limo though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:43:59 No.785951 Report

Quoted By: >>785957

I didn't go. I probably had a chance with this one girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:46:40 No.785952 Report

Quoted By: >>785956

best bro and i went as jim carrey and jeff daniels from dumb and dumber. we got the retarded suits and everything. obviously didnt get muh dikwet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:51:29 No.785953 Report

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Few weeks before senior prom my girlfriend and I broke up. Girls from work convinced me to take this other girl I worked with. Went with a group that was 90% my friends so I had a good time. Dropped her off afterwards where I got a hug. After party was pretty good made out with a chick from my Communications class and sets some stuff on fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:53:34 No.785954 Report

Quoted By: >>785960 >>786068

Great, dated her for 2 years, awesome blowjobs, never let me fuck her though (easily remedied)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:55:06 No.785955 Report

Quoted By: >>785959 >>786029 >>786031

I dropped out and even if I hadn't I had no interest in high school. I thought you people were supposed to be losers and shit what is this why is 4chan full of people that went to prom now oh my god it's true the normies took ovverrr nooooooooooooo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:56:30 No.785956 Report

Quoted By: >>785971

>>785952
autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:57:18 No.785957 Report

Quoted By: >>785962

>>785951
You didn't and you know it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:57:38 No.785958 Report

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>there are virgins on this board

baka desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:57:39 No.785959 Report

Quoted By:

>>785955
I think a lot of this is just roleplaying, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 05:59:55 No.785960 Report

Quoted By: >>785965 >>786015 >>786068

>>785954

>dated her for 2 years
>never let me fuck her

How is that possible?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:01:16 No.785961 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:01:26 No.785962 Report

Quoted By:

>>785957
Yeah. Who am I kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:03:00 No.785963 Report

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Parents were outta town, and I lost my virginity. Bretty gud.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:03:26 No.785964 Report

Quoted By: >>785974

>he didn't go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning and acetaminophen overdose on prom night
>he didn't assault the doctor and some nurses and literally 'REEEEEE' at full volume for the entire hospital to hear
fucking normies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:03:39 No.785965 Report

Quoted By: >>786068

>>785960
Idk man I was just happy a woman was putting her mouth on my penis. She was a frigid bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:04:03 No.785966 Report

Quoted By: >>785968 >>785969 >>786055

I dated a girl leading up to prom just so I'd have a date, and then I dumped her the next time I saw her, at my friend's graduation party. I had been avoiding her up until that point, and she came to the party specifically because she knew I'd be there and could force a confrontation. It turned into a huge scene in front of all his family and our freinds, and ended with her leaving in tears.

She wrote me a big long letter which she had her mom give my mom, along with prom pictures. Wasn't even an angry letter, she was still trying to salvage something between us. I ignored it. Saw her many years later at a mall and she looked terrible. I still look great.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:05:22 No.785967 Report

Quoted By: >>786045

>wasn't planning on going to prom
>girl who is 6 inches taller and like 40 pounds heavier (a little chubby) than me asks me to go
>I say yes because I don't want to hurt her feelings
>go to prom
>prom itself was gay but the after party was fun because we just fucked aeound
>after after party my group goes to my dates house
>we all lay in my dates room and watch a movie
>I sleep at foot of dates bed

I was a virgin though I didn't particularly care about getting laid with my date. I wasn't really attracted to her but I was still depressed that I was such an awkward loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:07:04 No.785968 Report

Quoted By:

>>785966
Roastie btfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:07:46 No.785969 Report

Quoted By:

>>785966
And on that day anon learned about women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:09:36 No.785970 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
I don't get this webm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:13:43 No.785971 Report

Quoted By:

>>785956
autism is a blessing, anon. you should know that by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:17:48 No.785972 Report

Quoted By: >>785979

I'll let you know on saturday

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:21:25 No.785973 Report

Quoted By: >>785978

got molested by my dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:35:56 No.785974 Report

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>>785964
ahh hell yeah. that's what I like to hear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:39:54 No.785975 Report

Quoted By: >>785980 >>785981

I dropped out freshman year. Lost my virginity in the back of a stolen car at 15. Got my GED in juvenile hall when I was 17. You are all faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:42:51 No.785976 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
I didn't go. Someone who was I think two years younger than me told me she'd go with me if I couldn't find a date, but I was pretty socially inept and thought that she was joking because we were just friends. Figured it out after the fact that she actually wanted to go, but I wasn't really that sad about it because it sounded like a pretty miserable experience based on what my friends who sent said.

I think I just sat at home and watched Robocop 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:45:29 No.785977 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
I did not go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:46:15 No.785978 Report

Quoted By:

>>785973
I spit Pepsi all over my computer screen laughing at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:50:29 No.785979 Report

Quoted By:

>>785972
wewlad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:52:49 No.785980 Report

Quoted By:

>>785975
Faggots with diplomas. Mr. high school equivalent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:54:02 No.785981 Report

Quoted By: >>785983

>>785975

Wow, you're right, we all just wish we could have made our lives as fruitless and shitty as you made yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:54:26 No.785982 Report

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Pretty mediocre.

I went alone like a freak and it was a big mistake.

Managed to snag a slow-dance from a girl who wanted my dick (I was too beta to know it of course).

I remember having a headache when I finally headed home, and dreading having to redo the experience at a latter point.

It wasn't particularly fun, but I'm glad I at least made an attempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:55:25 No.785983 Report

Quoted By: >>785988

>>785981
Damn, this is one passive-aggressive bitch. Dunno if roastie or fagget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:55:52 No.785984 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949

I dropped out a few weeks before graduation. Went to a CC and ended up more in a similar place as most my classmates. HS doesn't fucking matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:57:53 No.785985 Report

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why doesn't Texas sell Liqour on sundays, I'm doing twice the work for the same depression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:58:47 No.785986 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Is this movie any good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:58:55 No.785987 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
I hate you for posting this song.
I wish I didn't go to Prom. I kissed her for the second time. I could have left it at just the one and went on to long for her for years.
Instead Prom worked out and she became mine, for however long I could hold her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:58:55 No.785988 Report

Quoted By: >>785990

>>785983

I'm not being passive at all, you fucked up your life by being a shitcunt and now you're here in this thread trying to brag about how much of a shitcunt you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 06:59:57 No.785989 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Skipped prom, drove down to the Galveston beach with some friends and spent that weekend getting high for the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:00:05 No.785990 Report

Quoted By: >>785993 >>785994

>>785988
Why are you here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:00:20 No.785991 Report

Quoted By:

Never went to a school dance in my entire life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:02:03 No.785992 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Didn't go, never had a date. Never even had a girlfriend. I went to after-prom though, but only because the school gym was open and I wanted to shoot some hoops by myself because there aren't any good indoor recreational facilities near me and I knew it would be a good time for me to play by myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:02:06 No.785993 Report

Quoted By: >>785998

>>785990

To tell you not to be proud of being a piece of garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:02:12 No.785994 Report

Quoted By: >>785998

>>785990
Aww, poor faggot is a little baby who can't handle any criticism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:02:22 No.785995 Report

Quoted By: >>785996 >>785999 >>786002

>>785949
Nobody except Americans have Proms, why is it such a big deal, it's only an end of year dance isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:03:50 No.785996 Report

Quoted By: >>785999

>>785995
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:04:44 No.785997 Report

Quoted By: >>786003

I stayed home and played Persona 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:05:25 No.785998 Report

Quoted By: >>786000 >>786005

>>785993
>>785994
Ok, I'm a failure, but what about you both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:06:56 No.785999 Report

Quoted By:

>>785995
>>785996
Its the graduation dance. Back in the good ol days this is the dance where you got hitched. Now it's become the dance where your supposed to lose your virginity. Except right now it's turning into the dance your supposed to have a good time at as a class. Shit just gets gayer every year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:08:18 No.786000 Report

Quoted By: >>786001

>>785998
At least you lost your virginity you normalfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:09:06 No.786001 Report

Quoted By:

>>786000
Just be yourself, brah. It worked for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:09:50 No.786002 Report

Quoted By: >>786019 >>786021

>>785995
it's a like a "rite of passage" or some shit I guess,
idk I went junior and senior year with rando girls I barely knew. both nights were just awkward and pretty retarded, getting drunk at the after parties with my small friend group and the girls was decent though I guess.

there's a huge shameful stigma attached to not going to prom though, it basically means you're a loser, virgin, ugly, weird, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:10:05 No.786003 Report

Quoted By:

>>785997
Are you a girl? Post feet pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:11:19 No.786004 Report

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>wanting to lose your virginity before marriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:11:38 No.786005 Report

Quoted By: >>786006

>>785998

Can't speak for the other guy but I don't brag about my fuck-ups because they're nothing to be proud of

You should be ashamed that you dropped out of school, stole cars and went to juvie, those memories should fill you with regret and remind you why you have to try to be a better person

You can't improve yourself if you romanticise your unhappy past and draw some kind of childish bravado from having behaved like an ungrateful shitstain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:12:17 No.786006 Report

Quoted By: >>786008

>>786005
did not read
thats some serious reddito spacing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:13:26 No.786007 Report

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Didn't go only to find out that same night a couple people I thought were my friends took a limo to prom and had a great time. I got the message that night. Today I'm still an insufferable no fun drain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:13:38 No.786008 Report

Quoted By: >>786009 >>786011

>>786006

Never mind, it turns out you're still an ungrateful shitstain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:14:25 No.786009 Report

Quoted By: >>786013 >>786020

>>786008
>OY VEY i been found
lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:15:24 No.786010 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Went to two proms
One my junior year where i was a pity date for a senior friends friend who i never met
One my senior year with the girl i was crazy for.

My proper senior year prom was fucking awful because i didnt know anybody in my group and the night ended with me getting shot down when i tried to start an actual relationship with the girl.
First prom looking back was a fucking blast even if i never spoke to the girl again. She was a little cutie but kinda off putting and strange. Wore cat eye contact lenses to the dance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:15:27 No.786011 Report

Quoted By:

>>786008
thanks for outing yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:16:50 No.786012 Report

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Went to my friends house, played fighting games had long John silvers and watched ed Edd and eddy
Going to play dnd with him in a few hours, usually he's a shitty dm but this time another guy is doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:16:57 No.786013 Report

Quoted By: >>786014 >>786020

>>786009

I don't even use reddit you dumb cunt

I've probably been here since you were still in juvie trying not to get assfucked by the screws

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:17:55 No.786014 Report

Quoted By: >>786016

>>786013
>being this ass blasted
upvoted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:18:14 No.786015 Report

Quoted By:

>>785960
Hes a cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:18:33 No.786016 Report

Quoted By: >>786018

>>786014

>implying

Good lord you're a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:18:47 No.786017 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
I dropped out of school 2 years before I would have gone to the prom and I probably spent it eating junk food until 6 AM jacking off and browsing this hellhole of a site

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:20:25 No.786018 Report

Quoted By:

>>786016
>>implying
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:20:46 No.786019 Report

Quoted By:

>>786002
Not going to a socially awkward dance where people shuffle around in awful formal wear has a stigma attached?
I haven't seen anyone from high school since I left over a decade ago and I don't really care, so why would I care what they thought about me not going to some dance years ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:25:07 No.786020 Report

Quoted By: >>786023

>>786013
>>>786009
>
>I don't even use reddit you dumb cunt
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:26:55 No.786021 Report

Quoted By:

>>786002
>loser, virgin, ugly, weird
only two of those are negatives

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:27:56 No.786022 Report

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I went but without a date cuz in extremely ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:28:03 No.786023 Report

Quoted By: >>786024

>>786020
>hatin based reddit
why did this goy mean by this stupidity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:36:04 No.786024 Report

Quoted By: >>786025 >>786061

>>786023
>based reddit
you have to go back
here unpopular opinions aren't hidden by the votes of the plebs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:39:06 No.786025 Report

Quoted By: >>786026

>>786024
>unpopular
>plebs
where's that reddit's dictionary, that my wife's son gave me when its needed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:42:33 No.786026 Report

Quoted By: >>786028

>>786025
>words are reddit now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:43:50 No.786027 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
stayed home and drank
went to the after party

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:45:02 No.786028 Report

Quoted By: >>786030

>>786026
>meme arrows
damn thats some reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:45:22 No.786029 Report

Quoted By:

>>785955
a lot of the losers are chronic procrastinators that walked through high school because it wasn't hard
then the first real life challenge (whatever that might have been) hit us and we crumbled like a stack of paper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:48:14 No.786030 Report

Quoted By: >>786032

>>786028
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:48:35 No.786031 Report

Quoted By: >>786034

>>785955
My mom forced me to go and i had no date, i only went to make her happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:49:18 No.786032 Report

Quoted By: >>786035

>>786030
You're mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:49:43 No.786033 Report

Quoted By:

>everyone thought OP's attachment was an image
>it was a webm with a fake preview
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:49:56 No.786034 Report

Quoted By:

>>786031
>not telling her you went and going somewhere else with the other edgelords

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:50:59 No.786035 Report

Quoted By: >>786037

>>786032
Do you confuse people with your mom often anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:52:09 No.786036 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
>tfw no prude gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:52:16 No.786037 Report

Quoted By: >>786038

>>786035
No, do you? I'm all ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:53:15 No.786038 Report

Quoted By: >>786040 >>786049

>>786037
I once called the teacher "mommy" in kindergarten

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:55:00 No.786039 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Mods!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:55:20 No.786040 Report

Quoted By: >>786041

>>786038
>Mmmmm, a classic case of Dependent personality disorder.
And how did that made you feel?

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:57:12 No.786041 Report

Quoted By: >>786043

>>786040
In retrospect I regret that my teacher wasn't Christina Hendricks and that I didn't ask her for milkies. Back then I just felt embarrassed by my mistake.

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:57:14 No.786042 Report

Quoted By: >>786053

>>785949
Do you have part 2? It's pretty bittersweet watching that with the music.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 07:59:21 No.786043 Report

Quoted By: >>786044

>>786041
>milkies
weren't you young for a grown lady?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:00:49 No.786044 Report

Quoted By: >>786046 >>786047

>>786043
Only grown ladies can give milkies. Your question should be if I was young enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:01:51 No.786045 Report

Quoted By:

>>785967
that sounds like an indie mumblecore millennial movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:02:01 No.786046 Report

Quoted By:

>>786044
>Your question should be if I was young enough.
But you were, don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:02:12 No.786047 Report

Quoted By:

>>786044
My cousing got milk from her mother's tits until she was 5, pretty sure you'd be OK anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:02:56 No.786048 Report

Quoted By: >>786050

>>785949
He's trying too hard to hide his dick lol. Also I didn't go to pron, a lot of my enemies went to it.

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:05:55 No.786049 Report

Quoted By: >>786051

>>786038
Kek.

Did you call the custodian dad as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:06:01 No.786050 Report

Quoted By:

>>786048
>He's trying too hard to hide his dick lol.
what? is that a trap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:07:13 No.786051 Report

Quoted By: >>786052

>>786049
nope
I don't even recall men working there tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:08:54 No.786052 Report

Quoted By:

>>786051
Oh....

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:09:19 No.786053 Report

Quoted By: >>786054 >>786057 >>786058 >>786064

>>786042
ye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:13:36 No.786054 Report

Quoted By:

>>786053
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:13:55 No.786055 Report

Quoted By: >>786062

>>785966
You should have just gone as friends then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:14:03 No.786056 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
at prom night we went to small restaurant drink eat some dancing nothing special not even special dress just cheap as fuck. because the whole class decide for this money we go on a week vacation in turkey so we went there for prom i lusted over class mate true high school and there i manage to fuck her she had a bf at the time same class as but he was not with us
suck to be him i literally banged her whole night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:16:36 No.786057 Report

Quoted By: >>786059

>>786053
Is there a website like this where the cat shits on an attention whore?

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:17:13 No.786058 Report

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>>786053

i hope edith is doing okay. she was actually batshit insane and had a tumor cut out of her brain and everything so she was legit insane not "le so quirky"

she would've probably ruined my life with her borderline personality antics if i was ever with her and she will probably go on to ruin the lives of every single man who is cursed enough to get tricked into dating her, but she was still a qt

edith i didn't mean that last part you are still cool in my book let's date okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:18:00 No.786059 Report

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>>786057
*Webm

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:21:27 No.786060 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Tongue kissed prom date at the venue. Got a hand job for the first time from her and fingered her in the bathroom at afterprom. Took limo back to her place at around 3am and got head for first time.
Watched sunrise at 5am with my friends.

Probably best night of my life desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:25:37 No.786061 Report

Quoted By: >>786065

>>786024
But defending Reddit is an unpopular opinion here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:28:30 No.786062 Report

Quoted By: >>786063

>>786055
Taking a friend to prom is one step above taking your cousin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:29:16 No.786063 Report

Quoted By:

>>786062
doh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:29:34 No.786064 Report

Quoted By:

>>786053
who dis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:32:35 No.786065 Report

Quoted By:

>>786061
So? If anything it might get (You)s, with the opposite effect of a neg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 08:33:32 No.786066 Report

Quoted By:

>>785949
Hated prom. Dumb clothes, bad food, and music by pitbull. Had a gf at the time so it's not like it was a special prom sex situation. Actually idk if I even fucked her that night

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:03:18 No.786067 Report

Quoted By: >>786074

why didn't elisha cuthbert do a nude scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:07:11 No.786068 Report

Quoted By: >>786071

>>785960
>>785965
>>785954
She was fucking someone else obviously and didn't want to cheat on him.

Kids are dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:12:33 No.786069 Report

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In UK we didn't have prom, we just had a leavers party with a dj.

I got stoned, pissed, grinded some ugly bitch to reggae on the dancefloor, while I'm pretty sure my gf was in the toilets cheating on me with my best mate.

It was memorable.

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:16:22 No.786070 Report

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>>785949
Man, my high school didn't even have a prom. I went to a ghetto ass charter school on the end of a strip mall and we didn't have funding for jack fucking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:16:54 No.786071 Report

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>>786068
or she wanted to stay "virgin"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:19:47 No.786072 Report

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>>785949
My christian private school didn't have dances but I did date the one girl in the school who was my age and it was probably the only time in my life that I will experience love/companionship so I guess I'm lucky, wish I didn't blow it when I had a chance to lose my virginity to her though

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:31:03 No.786073 Report

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I was banned from prom because I was too cool

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:33:09 No.786074 Report

Quoted By: >>786077

>>786067
>ywn see elisha nude in her prime

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:35:37 No.786075 Report

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>>785949
I skipped it completely, went to the after-party and got a blowjob from the german exchange student.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:38:55 No.786076 Report

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>>785949
Did it with a girl that was in love with me while I pined after the girl I was in love with. 10 years later I still wish I had stayed in town and married the girl who loved me. Maybe I wouldn't be such a sad sack of shit now.

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Anonymous Mon 29 May 2017 09:41:03 No.786077 Report

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>>786074
cuthbert, trachtenberg, sarah michelle gellar, zooey deschanel

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Anonymous ID:wQfGYwoh Mon 29 May 2017 09:47:03 No.786084 Report

Quoted By: >>786201 >>786400

Why are you asking this question?
>INB4 Just curious jeez

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:shKkHfpj Mon 29 May 2017 09:49:04 No.786094 Report

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/tv/?
fuck I wish I could see the previous flags

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Coj49VJU Mon 29 May 2017 10:05:07 No.786201 Report

Quoted By: >>786319

>>786084
for (((research))) purposes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQfGYwoh Mon 29 May 2017 10:20:46 No.786319 Report

Quoted By: >>786333

>>786201
Well, only teh cool kids went to mine, they held a vote earlier on whether or not it should be changed for a more 'inclusive' event because less people were going.

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Anonymous ID:Coj49VJU Mon 29 May 2017 10:23:08 No.786333 Report

Quoted By: >>786343

>>786319
>giving them the data
wtf man
I thought you understood what I meant by them asking for (((research))) purposes, it's a datamining thread

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Anonymous ID:wQfGYwoh Mon 29 May 2017 10:24:17 No.786343 Report

Quoted By: >>786400

>>786333
I didn't say if i went.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K4eZS1OC Mon 29 May 2017 10:31:19 No.786400 Report

Quoted By: >>786405

>>786084
>>786343
stop posting high quality weebshit you fucking faggot

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Anonymous ID:pHIwOVu3 Mon 29 May 2017 10:32:13 No.786404 Report

Quoted By: >>786425

welcome /tv/, here is your mandatory cirno, i hope you enjoy your stay at /bant/

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Anonymous ID:wQfGYwoh Mon 29 May 2017 10:32:19 No.786405 Report

Quoted By: >>786422

>>786400
Try me cunt

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Anonymous ID:Pe3H7ux0 Mon 29 May 2017 10:33:54 No.786414 Report

Quoted By: >>786426

Ooooooo special event rare flags!

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Anonymous ID:K4eZS1OC Mon 29 May 2017 10:34:57 No.786422 Report

Quoted By: >>786429

>>786405
The fact that you have a bunch of pictures of an anime girl from a children's television show saved on your computer and at the ready to use as a means to convey a reaction additional to that of your text is beyond pathetic and I highly suggest that you take action to prevent your stupidity from reaches any further than this by committing suicide.

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Anonymous ID:Coj49VJU Mon 29 May 2017 10:35:31 No.786425 Report

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>>786404
>cirno
you mean kino?

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Anonymous ID:YFzg07NY Mon 29 May 2017 10:35:41 No.786426 Report

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>>786414
finally another searno poster

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Anonymous ID:wQfGYwoh Mon 29 May 2017 10:36:01 No.786429 Report

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>>786422
>children's television show

what did he mean by this?

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