>>7864420The Midwest has real country boys working on their 6th generation family farm.
The South has subarban wannabe cowboys.
The Midwest has cuisine inspired by Europe.
The South has nigger slave food that is deep fried and overly sweet.
The Midwest drinks real beer brewed with tradition.
The South drinks piss water budlight.
The Midwest has the nicest people in America.
The South has rude transplants and the fakest nice people that throw a hissy fit if you don't say "yes sir" or "yes ma'am".
The Midwest speaks with a clean american accent.
The South speaks in ebonics and inaudible honky tonk.
Die you southern inbred nigger