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>be American
>Notre Dame burns
>"yeah I don't understand why all the butthurt, it's just a building, chill"
>hurricane happens
>"yeah why butthurt though, some house flew away, chill"
>terror attack happens
>"yeah right so some guy exploded. why butthurt though, just chill already"
>get caught in mass shooting
>see people screaming for help
>someone grabs your leg and begs you to call 911
>not chill, bro
>enough
>take out your gun and shoot all the butthurt people
>tip the shooter for being a chill guy
>good job
>come to McDonalds to congratulate yourself for being so chill
>but they don't recognize you, the "2 ketchup bags" guy, and give you just 1 ketchup
>tfw
>Notre Dame burns
>"yeah I don't understand why all the butthurt, it's just a building, chill"
>hurricane happens
>"yeah why butthurt though, some house flew away, chill"
>terror attack happens
>"yeah right so some guy exploded. why butthurt though, just chill already"
>get caught in mass shooting
>see people screaming for help
>someone grabs your leg and begs you to call 911
>not chill, bro
>enough
>take out your gun and shoot all the butthurt people
>tip the shooter for being a chill guy
>good job
>come to McDonalds to congratulate yourself for being so chill
>but they don't recognize you, the "2 ketchup bags" guy, and give you just 1 ketchup
>tfw
