Korbo, it's me, your therapist.
We spoke last time regarding you coming to terms with your latent homosexual urges, and I'm glad to see you're going further and confronting your gender dysphoria by presenting yourself through a female persona online - this is very common for beginning transgenders like yourself.
Is there a new name you'd like us to know you as, to better represent your new gender identity? I notice you're responding to 'Alice' a lot, but is this just one you're trying out or a more permanent change? I personally think the name Edna suits you quite well! If necessary, my administrative team is happy to help you with the changes to your file, they're very understanding.
Have you yet to make any progress with the cute American boy you were telling me about last time? While your homosexual fantasies were certainly graphic, I'm sure you could speak as friends first, then possibly work your way up to your intense desire to fellate him and have him, as you put it, 'poz your olive boi pucci'?
All in all Edna, I'm very proud of you for beginning your social transition. I'm sure you'll be sucking and fucking away in no time with this kind of progress! I'll be in touch next week regarding your scatology philia and confronting your jealousy of women, but do reach out to me sooner if you find yourself in need, you wop faggot.