Having problems with pooftahs? Are they ruining your board, cluttering it with gayposting, cries for attention, and Discord threads? Are schizos posting too hard and too fast, ruining your threads with inane babble?
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>*ksssshhhh*
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>**kssshhhh*
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*may not be effective on avatarfags not tested or endorsed by the FCC or PD do not ingest results may vary
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