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Breaking: Americans don't have kettles

Anonymous ID:ng5v2vJV Mon 29 May 2017 14:36:53 No.788503 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>788554 >>789098 >>791466 >>791482 >>791546 >>791567 >>794500

>How on earth do they live like this?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3051130/americans-dont-have-kettles-and-people-cant-handle-it/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TTsglnj Mon 29 May 2017 14:42:22 No.788554 Report

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>>788503
barbaric

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 14:42:39 No.788558 Report

Quoted By: >>788605 >>788678 >>788682 >>788688 >>788778

Most of us don't drink tea regularly enough to need one.

Also we invented a device that instantly boils water.
>It's called a microwave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QQmbKKHd Mon 29 May 2017 14:46:56 No.788605 Report

Quoted By: >>788665

>>788558
but what about the morning cuppa and the mid morning cuppa and the cheeky lunchtime cuppa and then the other cheeky lunchtime cuppa and then the afternoon cuppa and then the tea time cuppa then the night time cuppa then the other two night time cuppas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTcnLEy1 Mon 29 May 2017 14:50:46 No.788652 Report

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So it's confirmed that THE SUN literally trolls /bant/ for news stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 14:52:16 No.788665 Report

Quoted By: >>788694 >>788768 >>794546

>>788605
The fuck is a cuppa? And like I said before most americans don't like tea.

>I personally think tea tastes like unsalty piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vpklcUfa Mon 29 May 2017 14:53:12 No.788678 Report

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>>788558

You're a fucking savage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1mD72i8 Mon 29 May 2017 14:53:28 No.788682 Report

Quoted By: >>788830

>>788558

>doesn't know how to make coffee without a retarded machine to do it for him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y1FBBFWR Mon 29 May 2017 14:54:01 No.788688 Report

Quoted By: >>788830

>>788558
>instantly
Fuck you must have a brutal microwave

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Anonymous ID:v1mD72i8 Mon 29 May 2017 14:54:36 No.788694 Report

Quoted By: >>788768 >>788830

>>788665

>>I personally think tea tastes like unsalty piss.

I'm drinking green tea right now and that's surprisingly accurate now that you mention it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E1LQnugl Mon 29 May 2017 14:57:27 No.788737 Report

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Americans would rather boil their tea with evocation magic than doing something normal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5TTsglnj Mon 29 May 2017 14:59:28 No.788768 Report

Quoted By: >>788793 >>788802 >>788830

>>788665
>>788694
people who have drunk actual piss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q0HFXHKE Mon 29 May 2017 15:00:32 No.788778 Report

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>>788558
wait I thought the microwave thing was just a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1mD72i8 Mon 29 May 2017 15:01:06 No.788793 Report

Quoted By: >>788888

>>788768

>never having tasted your own piss

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X/4KKo+C Mon 29 May 2017 15:01:38 No.788802 Report

Quoted By: >>788888

>>788768
Why haven't you tried it, anon? /b/ owns traps, /bant/ owns watersports.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XmTvQ/i Mon 29 May 2017 15:01:55 No.788808 Report

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Really??+!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XmTvQ/i Mon 29 May 2017 15:03:16 No.788824 Report

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That is mad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 15:03:38 No.788830 Report

Quoted By: >>788888 >>788958

>>788682
Why would I drink coffee?

>Fucking hell you mother fuckers love some nasty shit.

Energy drinks are what I drink for energy.

>>788694
Yup, that's why I don't understand how people like tea but hate piss.

>>788688
Nope just know not to stick things in the dead center of it.

>>788768
But Bear Grylls drinks it.

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Anonymous ID:5TTsglnj Mon 29 May 2017 15:06:23 No.788888 Report

>>788793
>>788802
>>788830
no thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d0dbLUpO Mon 29 May 2017 15:06:44 No.788909 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lsQx1y68 Mon 29 May 2017 15:06:59 No.788916 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E1LQnugl Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:03 No.788919 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
Le cate

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Tripfag !9hrHvisOIw ID:f0FxpU7H Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:12 No.788926 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
HE WASTED IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5TTsglnj Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:14 No.788928 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
eights!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q5pXC7OJ Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:17 No.788930 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
thanks for fucking ruining the get you piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jLhUAAi6 Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:20 No.788932 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
Fucking wasted get.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eiT1lR71 Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:24 No.788933 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
FUCK YOUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Az7NMMlL Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:25 No.788934 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
Raccoone does the barfe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dpR8HNVR Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:26 No.788935 Report

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>>788888
fuckkkkkkkk

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KtgEeWUY Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:32 No.788937 Report

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>>788888
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE

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gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:87fiexW7 Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:36 No.788939 Report

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>>788888
Faggot I hate you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5cW5Q6Pg Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:47 No.788940 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
FUUUUUUUUCK

YOUUUUUUUUU

Brandy

Brandy ID:097KZVPo Mon 29 May 2017 15:07:56 No.788945 Report

Quoted By: >>789471

fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MfPRCuI8 Mon 29 May 2017 15:08:15 No.788948 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
Pisslovers BTFO

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:87fiexW7 Mon 29 May 2017 15:08:16 No.788949 Report

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>>788888
New meme everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Az7NMMlL Mon 29 May 2017 15:08:19 No.788950 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
Barfo the Catto

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eRAC7t9l Mon 29 May 2017 15:08:32 No.788952 Report

Quoted By:

>>788888
You son of a fucking bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1mD72i8 Mon 29 May 2017 15:09:05 No.788958 Report

Quoted By: >>789004

>>788830

>Energy drinks

Mentally a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q0HFXHKE Mon 29 May 2017 15:10:41 No.788977 Report

Quoted By: >>788983 >>789020

>>788888
delete your post

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Tripfag !9hrHvisOIw ID:f0FxpU7H Mon 29 May 2017 15:11:14 No.788983 Report

Quoted By:

>>788977
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X/4KKo+C Mon 29 May 2017 15:11:28 No.788987 Report

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>>788888
Piss is the best though.

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Anonymous ID:Y1FBBFWR Mon 29 May 2017 15:11:45 No.788989 Report

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>>788888

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 15:13:09 No.789004 Report

Quoted By: >>789095

>>788958
Coffee/tea is basically bitter water with caffeine.
An energy drink is soda with several stimulants.

>Hur dur I am going to force myself to drink something nasty till I like it then pretend I always liked it.

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Anonymous ID:5TTsglnj Mon 29 May 2017 15:14:24 No.789020 Report

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>>788977
were is a delete button?

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Anonymous ID:QREe14/R Mon 29 May 2017 15:16:06 No.789037 Report

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>>788888
Australiaaaaaaaaaa

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Anonymous ID:HINPHNKI Mon 29 May 2017 15:19:49 No.789087 Report

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>>788888

FFUFUFUCKING FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1mD72i8 Mon 29 May 2017 15:20:52 No.789095 Report

Quoted By: >>789117 >>789119

>>789004

Your green text is called being an adult and not surviving solely on sugar.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKc2y4pn Mon 29 May 2017 15:21:35 No.789098 Report

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>>788503
I used to have a kettle but I now boil water in a pot. My favorite teas are English breakfast, jasmine green tea, earl grey, oolong, and rooibos.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 15:23:42 No.789117 Report

Quoted By: >>789137

>>789095
No, forcing yourself to do something because you think it makes you an adult is being childish.

Real grownups don't do things for the cool factor.

>Give me one reason to drink coffee or tea over energy drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E1LQnugl Mon 29 May 2017 15:23:48 No.789119 Report

Quoted By:

>>789095
That is stockholm syndrome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKc2y4pn Mon 29 May 2017 15:25:58 No.789137 Report

Quoted By: >>789184

>>789117
Tea and coffee tastes good though. It gives me a warm and comfy feeling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 15:31:01 No.789184 Report

Quoted By: >>789201 >>794123

>>789137
Tea tastes exactly like piss with less salt and coffee tastes extremely bitter.

I bet when you were younger you didn't like tea, instead you saw someone you looked up to drinking it and forced yourself to drink it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u84aBV2Y Mon 29 May 2017 15:31:41 No.789189 Report

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>>788888
CIRNO BTFO
HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKc2y4pn Mon 29 May 2017 15:32:27 No.789201 Report

Quoted By: >>789230

>>789184
Whenever I think of the flavor of piss I think of watery beer. I don't know how that compares to tea. There are different tea flavors too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ7Yoage Mon 29 May 2017 15:36:08 No.789230 Report

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>>789201
All of them are nasty because they are bitter.

>Same reason I hate beer, it tastes like bitter soap water.

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Anonymous ID:OOP2Qs5q Mon 29 May 2017 15:37:12 No.789239 Report

Quoted By: >>789583

>>788888
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kS1RZig1 Mon 29 May 2017 15:55:39 No.789444 Report

Quoted By: >>794785

>needing a separate appliance just to heat water
>when I can get hot water from my tap
>or boiling water from my stove

good fucking god what a waste of space

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Anonymous ID:V9Y0svhq Mon 29 May 2017 15:56:08 No.789450 Report

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>>788888
DELETE THIS

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Tripfag !9hrHvisOIw ID:f0FxpU7H Mon 29 May 2017 15:58:23 No.789471 Report

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>>788945
RARE

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Anonymous ID:8KLuGcut Mon 29 May 2017 16:08:54 No.789583 Report

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>>789239

Wow sempai. Your life seems so sad..may cirno bring you peace as you pass away someday soon. Your mind is obviously deteriorating at a rapid pace..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nf/B6tMG Mon 29 May 2017 18:01:45 No.791446 Report

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>>788888
NOICE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqCCPGap Mon 29 May 2017 18:03:49 No.791466 Report

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>>788503
They only have 110V, they'd blow so many fuses it's not funny.

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Anonymous ID:uo2KTLXa Mon 29 May 2017 18:05:16 No.791482 Report

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>>788503
I drink ice tea does that count?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjX1zJg5 Mon 29 May 2017 18:10:55 No.791532 Report

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A lot of Americans I know own kettles. I think it's just stupid Queen-fucker brits shitting on "backwards Americans" (TM) again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2PdYkfzt Mon 29 May 2017 18:11:42 No.791546 Report

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>>788503
lrn2Keurig, you fucking limey autist caveman. And boiling water for tea is plebe shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:836dAdtR Mon 29 May 2017 18:13:52 No.791567 Report

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>>788503
its pretty easy to change ac voltage
you just need a bit of iron and two coils
there could easyly be special murrican kettles that work with higher voltage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLEOCjIb Mon 29 May 2017 18:46:23 No.792195 Report

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>>788888

quality post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UthcpsdE Mon 29 May 2017 18:50:02 No.792240 Report

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>>788888
Checked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXA/wafo Mon 29 May 2017 19:42:15 No.792988 Report

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>>788888
/bant/ is now a cat board

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v1mD72i8 Mon 29 May 2017 20:39:50 No.794123 Report

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>>789184

I drank both in childhood. Without milk or sugar too.

I don't have bitter taste receptors though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1mzSom6B Mon 29 May 2017 21:04:07 No.794500 Report

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>>788503
What? I have a kettle...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1+1b8zzR Mon 29 May 2017 21:06:48 No.794546 Report

Quoted By: >>794928

>>788665
You know what piss tastes like?

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Anonymous ID:Xp3nFjLO Mon 29 May 2017 21:21:00 No.794785 Report

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>>789444
>Actually makes tea with the hot water from his tap.

Fuck you, you are a disgrace to your British ancestors.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xp3nFjLO Mon 29 May 2017 21:29:59 No.794928 Report

Quoted By:

>>794546
American beer?

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