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has r/banter ever had a dream last night where all of the notable and memorable posters on r/banter were called by indiana jones who was a paleontologist for whatever reason to meet him out in afghanistan and afghanistan is really really really far away but all of the posters show up in afghanistan and indiana jones tells us we're digging up a dinosaur begg which is a butt egg for those uninitiated but we all take a special r/banter buss and drive to the digsite to dig out the dinosaur begg but on the way the r/banter buss breaks down in the middle of no where and we're like oh no we're broke down in the middle of no where in afghanistan and then indiana jones disappears and we hear his voice in the distance telling us this is our test and we must try to survive in the afghan desert and over the course of years we turn it into a physical manifestation of r/banter and call it the r/banter city but then the afghan muslimms find out and they don/t like the r/banter city and we wage the war on the musliims and nukkes are used and miraculously we al llive except for the musims but the impact crator reveals the dinosaur begg and holy shit we find it so we incubate it and out pops a talking baby dinosaur but it thinks all of r/banter is its mother and we must all take turns breastfeeding it and then one day the dinosaur is sucking milky milky from my manboobs when it lets out a human cough and i get suspicious and pull off its head and its head was a mask and then i realize indiana jones was pretending to be a dinosaur and sucking r/banters' man titties for r/banter milk but now all our man titties are enlarged like womans breasts from the stimulation ???