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>Be me.
>Browsing 4chan at 2 AM.
>Decide to go downstairs to get me some milk.
>Get to kitchen.
>As soon as I turn on the light a mouse goes running right beside me.
>You little shit.jpeg
>Check if there aren't more mice in the kitchen.
>No mice.
>Grab a flashlight and a broomstick and wake up my dog, Matthew, who is a fox terrier.
>Matthew finds the mouse but can't do anything to it.
>Scare the mouse with the broomstick.
>Matthew tries to grab the mouse and fails.
>Try to scare the mouse again.
>Mouse hides under a carpet.
>Stomp it.
>Lift the carpet to clean the mess.
>While I'm cleaning the floor I hear some tiny steps and a drumming sound.
>A fucking Jerusalem cricket somehow entered my house.
>Matthew fucking kills it.
>He turns his head to my direction.
>He looks me with his cute dog eyes.
>"Ah, Matthew, you are such a good do-"
>Matthew starts eating the fucking cricket.
>I don't hesitate to punish him because I didn't want to clean two dead animals and because I'm pretty sure eating a Jerusalem cricket or any kind of bug doesn't harm a dog.
>MFW my fox terrier cannot kill a single freaking mouse but instead fucking eats bugs.
>Browsing 4chan at 2 AM.
>Decide to go downstairs to get me some milk.
>Get to kitchen.
>As soon as I turn on the light a mouse goes running right beside me.
>You little shit.jpeg
>Check if there aren't more mice in the kitchen.
>No mice.
>Grab a flashlight and a broomstick and wake up my dog, Matthew, who is a fox terrier.
>Matthew finds the mouse but can't do anything to it.
>Scare the mouse with the broomstick.
>Matthew tries to grab the mouse and fails.
>Try to scare the mouse again.
>Mouse hides under a carpet.
>Stomp it.
>Lift the carpet to clean the mess.
>While I'm cleaning the floor I hear some tiny steps and a drumming sound.
>A fucking Jerusalem cricket somehow entered my house.
>Matthew fucking kills it.
>He turns his head to my direction.
>He looks me with his cute dog eyes.
>"Ah, Matthew, you are such a good do-"
>Matthew starts eating the fucking cricket.
>I don't hesitate to punish him because I didn't want to clean two dead animals and because I'm pretty sure eating a Jerusalem cricket or any kind of bug doesn't harm a dog.
>MFW my fox terrier cannot kill a single freaking mouse but instead fucking eats bugs.
