How come fingering my anus is so messy? First there is the poop that I have to get rid of. its kind fun playing with the poop before it leaves my butthole. but after that there is that weird smelling gooey stuff that comes out. like what happens when you have a wet fart. and then if I finger too hard I get a little blood too. And my hands get all messy with blood poop and that anal juice. I do admit I kinda like the fluid that comes out of my anus its like gel almost. smells really nice too. Do any of you know any ways to finger and shove a large dildo up your asshole without it making a mess?