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Anonymous ID:4Mro1YiL Tue 23 Apr 2019 15:14:38 No.7906672 View View Reply Original Report

There was a former police
officer who became an FBI
agent/ Federal Air Marshal.
He was also in the National
Guard. The Guard was
shuttling cadets from a
military base to a college
campus when the helicopter
malfunctioned killing him
and some guardsmen no
cadets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Mro1YiL Tue 23 Apr 2019 15:17:01 No.7906680 Report

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His wife gets about 2mill.
Burns through it in a few
years. Nothing left to show
for it, but a 700 000 dollar
home the did a terrible job
building. It basically a barn
they call Ranch. All glass
and ceiling. No blinds or
cur tens. "Ruins the appeal"
Impossible to keep the living
room and kitchen cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Mro1YiL Tue 23 Apr 2019 15:18:46 No.7906684 Report

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Of course the
foundations cracking,
the roof is showing signs
of leaks some very clear.
The toilets splash water
at you if your not careful
flushing Refuses to budge
on thee price. Despite
the debt she is in. So
if anyone out there wants
to spend 500.000 on a
fixer upper, hit me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lLWzgmic Tue 23 Apr 2019 17:33:38 No.7907150 Report

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Reminds me of this other girl I
know. Theres this dog, they
don't bathe or train. It has
mental issuse, it's a lite
grey color. It likes to stick
it's tounge on the glass and
slobbers all over it, in the
spot every day,for weeks
It barks or howls or something
the entire time it’s awake.
The claim it can fetch what
ever you need and everyone
is very proud of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTGn5xx8 Tue 23 Apr 2019 17:35:51 No.7907157 Report

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>>7906672
your resume is quite impressive but sadly the position of resident schizo for /bant/ is already filled by Asriel
We'll notify you should the position open

!TvChkarenA

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!TvChkarenA ID:FsrwLxsH Tue 23 Apr 2019 17:45:22 No.7907186 Report

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Do you have a liocense for such a train? A train like that requires a Train License, a Long Train License, a Very Long Train License and a Gaudy Colour Scheme License and I wouldn't want to misjudge but I honestly don't think you are in possession of any of those things

!TvChkarenA

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!TvChkarenA ID:FsrwLxsH Tue 23 Apr 2019 17:47:09 No.7907194 Report

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Also double-stacking containers is very dangerous and you'll need a Container Stacking License. Please apply for these with your local council and any council who's jurisdiction you will be entering. We take this seriously on r/banter and will pursue the highest penalty for wrongdoers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:46i6aoMB Tue 23 Apr 2019 19:38:03 No.7907710 Report

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I met a schizo who would call me and spout shit like this all the time for hours on end, non stop. Pretty funny guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UaX/9qQG Tue 23 Apr 2019 19:43:55 No.7907750 Report

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>>7907157
We need a different schizo that’s actually entertaining, I say we fire Ralsei and hire this guy, he shows great promise.

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