has r/banter ever been out eating mexican food trying to become spanish and it tastes really good good so you're walking around town with nothing else to do and it's a nice town so your walking around looking at the town things but rwrrwrghtrgh your stomach gets grumbly wumbling and churning oh no its the mexican food so your inner self asks the mexican food whats wrong and it calls me a gringo and i jump back oh crap this mexican food means business so i start running looking for a nearest store to use the public washroom and i enter a store but realize its not a public washroom its a pubic washroom and i shaved my pubic hair this morning to put in my tea and oh no i'm about to unleash mexican food from my bumbum so i keep on running outside and slip on a patch of ice and hit my head and my body goes limp and i relax my bumbum muscles and proooooooooooooooooooooot liquid brapbrap starts flying out of my bumbum and im unconcsios so i cant do anything andthe liquid brapbrap freezes and no im stuck to the ice because im covered in liquid brapbrap and nobody helps because the liquid brapbrap makes me look like a nigger and i wake up panickign oh god im freezing and then the chunks of poorly digested mexican food start climbing up my body and entering my mouth and continue calling me a gringo and im being mouth raped by mexican food while covered in liquid brapbrap and i can feel my energy leave as im freezing to death and one of the mexican food ejaculates chipotle sauce into my eyes and it burns and i die but everything must be okay because i'm posting this right now ??