>>7912519»at ze house party of my friend
» everyone super drunk
» spend the whole night trying to hook up with a 10/10 Dutch girl
» everyone starts going to bed
»I finally make a move, she kisses me back, we decide to sneak away
»'Hej, do you mind if I take a shower really quick first?'
» 'Haha yeah good idea I will too', somebody spilled a beer on me earlier so I figure I might smell too
»we both get naked down to the waist, rock hard, kissing her
» she takes off my trousers, I take off my underwear and socks
»I step into the shower and tell her to get naked and join me
»suddenly she looks disgusted
» 'Anon, you're going to walk barefoot in there?'
» 'What? I...'
»She hands me my socks, puts her clothes back on, totally disgusted, walks out
never again bros
