So anon, you probably heard the news about the new antiterrorist laws that stipulate that all male virgins over the age of 19 have to be castrated. I see in your file that you're still a virgin, which means you have to get castrated. I'll delay my next appointment so I can fix you right now or else you'll probably get arrested right when you walk out of the clinic. Leave your clothes here and put on this patient gown, then join us in the next room.