<be europoor
<spend all day trolling americans on an underwater mongolian basket weaving forum because you don't have a job
<suddenly get a phonecall
<"oi mate, we've been looking through your government implanted security camera and it looks like you forgot to fulfill your daily migrant fellatio quota so far, might want to get that filled up by the end of the day if you don't want to go to jail for hatespeach."
<travel half a block to get to your friendly neighborhood migrant slum
<fill your quota
<ask for seconds to ensure you keep your good social credit score
<get a stomach ache
<its sodium poisoning
<decide to take the bus to go the hospital, not like you could afford a car anyways
<bus arrives
<there's a huge bloodsplatter on the front
<it was reclaimed after being used in the last terrorist attack, too many resources were put into welfare for migrants to replace it
<get on bus
<its full of muslims, chinks and poos
"How diverse!"
<bus finally arrives at the hospital after 4 hours, some migrant child was pressing the button for every stop
"Man am I sure glad I live in a country with developed public transport unlike those filthy Americans that actually have to drive! "
<walk into hospital, dried semen still stuck on your face
<wait in the lobby for four hours
<have a seizure while waiting
<"sorry sir, but you're still gonna have to wait your turn. There's migrants we need to take care of first."
<wait another 4 hours before they take you to a room
<you finally get to meet the doctor
<he's a diversity hire from the asshole of the third world
<it's immediately clear he has no idea what he's doing
"I'm so glad that europe is finally becoming more diverse in the medical field"
<he decides to take a sample of your blood
<takes him 4 pokes before he finally gets it right
<he gets the bloodwork back
<"hmmm, it looks like before we attach the IV we're going to need to flush your system. Take these laxatives."
<be europoor
>Blow it out your ass