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I'm going to be as forthcoming as I possibly can. You need to stock up supplies now and find shelter underground. Now.
I work at NASA. Last year we started seeing anomalies with an increase in asteroids. One of them was KW4 and our projections saw that it would miss Earth. However, we were wrong. The reason why is because even with our brains and tech, space has a mind of its own. Gravity is unstable and can create a feedback loop that alters the calculations, so data has to be constantly updated. The sun has shot the asteroid way further than our original predictions. It is predicted to go in between the earth and the moon, which at that point would cause the asteroid to slam into Earth.
When we first got wind of KW4, that is when a few of our sister satellites were shut down last year. We were told it was because of a janitor was using the servers illegally, which is really bizarre, seeing as how the computers need custom assigned passwords/shit tons of security to even get into. I still don't know the full story. Ever since then, we haven't been running at full capacity and our data has been hampered/altered. It is still shut down.
We were told this yesterday. As a last attempt, we are attempting to divert the asteroid but we really don't have the tech for that (media says we do, but we don't). We have reached out to SpaceX as a last resort because of their re-usuable rockets and our limited time. Thanks to diversity hires, we are out of the needed brain power/ideas to execute this.
To calm the public, we are staging a "test" that would simulate an asteroid hit. There will be 1-3 tests, starting next week as a trial, and then more tests will occur the week of the expected impact.
I work at NASA. Last year we started seeing anomalies with an increase in asteroids. One of them was KW4 and our projections saw that it would miss Earth. However, we were wrong. The reason why is because even with our brains and tech, space has a mind of its own. Gravity is unstable and can create a feedback loop that alters the calculations, so data has to be constantly updated. The sun has shot the asteroid way further than our original predictions. It is predicted to go in between the earth and the moon, which at that point would cause the asteroid to slam into Earth.
When we first got wind of KW4, that is when a few of our sister satellites were shut down last year. We were told it was because of a janitor was using the servers illegally, which is really bizarre, seeing as how the computers need custom assigned passwords/shit tons of security to even get into. I still don't know the full story. Ever since then, we haven't been running at full capacity and our data has been hampered/altered. It is still shut down.
We were told this yesterday. As a last attempt, we are attempting to divert the asteroid but we really don't have the tech for that (media says we do, but we don't). We have reached out to SpaceX as a last resort because of their re-usuable rockets and our limited time. Thanks to diversity hires, we are out of the needed brain power/ideas to execute this.
To calm the public, we are staging a "test" that would simulate an asteroid hit. There will be 1-3 tests, starting next week as a trial, and then more tests will occur the week of the expected impact.
