so i was just walking down the street over here with the lads patrolling the perimeter when suddenly
>OGGA BOGGA HUR HURRRRRR *WHIP DICK AND TAKE A PISS* *WEEEEEEEEEEEE PEE PEE* LOLOLO PEE PEE IN MY MOUTH ME AMERICAN!!!!!!! ME AMERICAN ME TAKE PEE PEE IN ME MOUTH!!! AGALGALGLAGLALGALGLA MMMMMMMM LOVE ME SOME PEE IN MY MOUTH EH YE YE YE YE YE UHUWUHUWUUWU WUWUUWU YA YA YA YA LOVE PEE IN MOUTH AND THEN *SPLOSH SPLOSH SLPORTHC GNG HGNGG NGGGGGGG* *SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTT* *SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* *SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* *SPLAAAAAAAAAAART* OOOOO WOW WOW SO THEN U YEAH I MEAN UMMMMM YEAH SO I JUST TOOK SPERM ON MY FEET LOL!! LET ME JUST CLEAN THAT UP *LICK LICK LICKKKKKKKK LIKE A FUCKING SHIT STAINED DICK* OOOOOOOO *GULLP* IN MY ACID :) GONNA TKAE ****BUUUUUUUURP***** MMMMM CUMMY GASSIES IN MY MOUTHIES :DDDD LOLZERS!!!! THEM ANGLO LIFE FOR YE EH? LIKE A SAILOR IN A TAILOR!!!!!! DAMN RIGHTSSSSSS *POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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and that's when me and the lads decided to pwn this fucking abomination out of this world just like that, used a little magic here and there to dispose of this toxic residue we left and then we continued on, fucking anglo terrorists sent out to try and cause a rise in degeneracy, not on my watch lads
BASED!