Was I an American in a previous life? I'm so fond of American products and the American of life that I only buy American-made stuff when I can.

Like, I drive an American car, own American car cleaning equipment, American battery booster, American clothing garments, imported American food like coffee, and I even listen to American classic rock all the time outside of some British progressive rock.

Maybe I'm just a westaboo? Even my reusable water bottle is made in America and I bought it just for that.