well this is it guys. i threw some old pieces of wood in a public dumpster and the cop there came out of his car and told me to get on the ground. i asked him why and he said the pieces of wood count as building materials. pic related. i got out on $27,000 bail and saw the judge today and he gave me 1 year in jail. i have to self report to the jail on Monday.
i bet you Europeans are laughing your asses off right now. you were right all along. fuck America.