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>be me
>sand monkey living near desert
>decide to ride my bike around the dunes
>find some sort of golden lamp in the sand while riding
>decide to rub it
>genie comes out
>tells me that he will grant me 1 wish
>think for a second
>"I wish I could have any woman I want"
>latervirgins.jpeg
>genie says "as you wish"
>snaps his fingers
>turns me into a serial rapist
>mfw
>sand monkey living near desert
>decide to ride my bike around the dunes
>find some sort of golden lamp in the sand while riding
>decide to rub it
>genie comes out
>tells me that he will grant me 1 wish
>think for a second
>"I wish I could have any woman I want"
>latervirgins.jpeg
>genie says "as you wish"
>snaps his fingers
>turns me into a serial rapist
>mfw
