So I was doing some calculations, and it appears that 8M will NOT make it in time for /bant/'s anniversary this year. For starters, here are the stats for the other millions (all times ET):

1M - 6/12/17 01:58 (8Jackiechan /monster/)
2M - 8/31/17 13:17 (Cirno)
3M - 11/19/17 13:32 (imp trash)
4M - 2/8/18 15:44 (imp trash)
5M - 5/3/18 20:14 (Cirno)
6M - 7/27/18 22:13 (look at him go)
7M - 11/26/18 11:43 (imp trash)

29% of all of /bant/'s millions belong to Cirno, and 43% belong to imp trash.

As far as what the board's current post rate is, here are the latest GETs:

7844444 - 4/12 05:41
7855555 - 4/14 09:23
7866666 - 4/16 00:46
7877777 - 4/17 21:26
7888888 - 4/20 07:40
7899999/7900000 - 4/22 06:22
7911111 - 4/24 03:31
7922222 - 4/26 07:51
7933333 - 4/28 13:41

And these are the predicted dates and times for GETs leading up to and including 8 Million:

7944444 - 4/30 15:30 (ACTUAL: 11:38)
7955555 - 5/2 18:00
7966666 - 5/4 22:00
7977777 - 5/7 1:30
7988888 - 5/9 4:30
7999999/8M - 5/11 7:00

This means that 8 Million won't happen until around May 10th or 11th which is unfortunately nearly a week after /bant's anniversary.

How does this make you feel?