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Quoted By: >>7968697
be me
>go to college
>have to trade rooms twice because roommates are assholes and won't let me sleep
>get a new room
>new roommates
>one's a weeb one's a party drunkard
>weeb has body pillow and shit too
>ending week of college
>drunkard roommate takes a shit in our trash can
>weeb cleans it up
>next night
>drunkard pisses all over the bathroom floor
>weeb cleans it up
>next night
>drunkard wakes up
>gets out of bed and pulls his pants down
>starts pissing all over the carpet
>weeb grabs his zelda shield
>starts blocking the piss stream with his shield
>leads him to the bathroom
>weeb acts smug like he just became an anime protagonist
>I roll over and go back to sleep
I'm changing rooms again
>go to college
>have to trade rooms twice because roommates are assholes and won't let me sleep
>get a new room
>new roommates
>one's a weeb one's a party drunkard
>weeb has body pillow and shit too
>ending week of college
>drunkard roommate takes a shit in our trash can
>weeb cleans it up
>next night
>drunkard pisses all over the bathroom floor
>weeb cleans it up
>next night
>drunkard wakes up
>gets out of bed and pulls his pants down
>starts pissing all over the carpet
>weeb grabs his zelda shield
>starts blocking the piss stream with his shield
>leads him to the bathroom
>weeb acts smug like he just became an anime protagonist
>I roll over and go back to sleep
I'm changing rooms again
