hey guys

I've literally done more for the 4chan community than any other offering in life.

When /bant/ began, I spent 2 & a half full weeks staying up 36 hour days in order to contribute.

I've always been anonymous, even before 4chan it was the chosen name I went by on Urban Dictionary. I had two e-mails back then, both used to log in to Urban Dictionary, the current visible website, for accounts 'Anonymous' & 'anonymous'.

Anyway, I came up with a failsafe plot to get me murdered, but I don't feel like it now. What should I do instead?

>pic drawn in MS Paint a few years ago