Ever just wanna get one of 'em long-nosed dogs and butter its snout, put quite a distance away from it, then take off all your clothes, bend over, and shove chunky peanut butter up your ass, and when you do, you call its name over and have it running to go get the peanut butter and in doing so ram all of its snout up your ass while licking and chomping for that peanut butter?