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Anonymous ID:kJh0tfK1 Tue 30 May 2017 05:28:38 No.801031 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>801039

>be me
>right arm broken
>have to take a piss
>can't use right hand
>decide to use left hand
>it'll be fine.png
>aim for toilet
>miss and hit the wall
got fucking damn it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bibLRc++ Tue 30 May 2017 05:29:35 No.801039 Report

Quoted By:

>>801031
That's what happens when you're fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mDmqQFF Tue 30 May 2017 05:29:42 No.801040 Report

Quoted By: >>801045

why didn't you pull down your pants and sit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/JmdoQEF Tue 30 May 2017 05:30:34 No.801045 Report

Quoted By: >>801065

>>801040
didn't want to break the toilet seat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lnm5xu86 Tue 30 May 2017 05:30:53 No.801048 Report

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Im right handed at everything except holding my dick to piss straight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oq45TAdx Tue 30 May 2017 05:31:35 No.801055 Report

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Lol noobs, I'm pissing without holding my dong

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vF6C63bJ Tue 30 May 2017 05:32:03 No.801065 Report

Quoted By:

>>801045

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IrxOYW2O Tue 30 May 2017 05:33:10 No.801073 Report

Quoted By: >>801083 >>801116 >>801260 >>801621

i think because of fapping in a certain way, which i'm relatively sure no one else does, my dick has kind of a twist to the left like a quarter corkscrew on a roller coaster. because of this i often find it difficult to piss straight, especially when drunk or in the morning

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/JmdoQEF Tue 30 May 2017 05:35:08 No.801083 Report

Quoted By:

>>801073

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bibLRc++ Tue 30 May 2017 05:38:27 No.801116 Report

Quoted By: >>801260

>>801073
Don't remind me that I did the same thing to myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2K7PuuEe Tue 30 May 2017 05:53:51 No.801260 Report

Quoted By: >>801266

>>801073
>>801116
so you fap sideways or something?
I don't understand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/JmdoQEF Tue 30 May 2017 05:55:22 No.801266 Report

Quoted By:

>>801260
I think they fap in like a twisting motion whilst going up and down maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kJh0tfK1 Tue 30 May 2017 06:39:28 No.801621 Report

Quoted By:

>>801073
fuck, I did the same thing except to the right.

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