/bant/ - International/Random

[49 / 9 / ?]

105KiB, 256x256, 645uyty.png

Anonymous ID:vG+uyfcA Tue 30 May 2017 06:02:39 No.801318 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>801340 >>801791 >>801855 >>801942 >>803565 >>804372

>get a qt gf they said
>you won't be lonely and your virginity will end
Nothing changed besides the fact that I got less time and more shit to deal with.

GF is a meme.

fu ID:296LsyEQ Tue 30 May 2017 06:05:09 No.801340 Report

Quoted By: >>801458

>>801318
wait till you love her and she leaves you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vG+uyfcA Tue 30 May 2017 06:21:23 No.801458 Report

Quoted By:

>>801340
s-stop

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ss+(2017-05-29+at+11.27.03).png, 8KiB, 668x268

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 06:29:02 No.801530 Report

Quoted By: >>801603 >>801617 >>801640 >>801641 >>801802 >>801863 >>801954 >>802032

Girlfriend just left me three days ago, but i'm doing no contact rule.
Honestly deserve much better than the shit I got.
It hurts a lot though and I thought she was the one.
Ignore the meme where some girls are different and aren't all sluts.
Near the end all she could talk about was how in love she was with pro dota players and how they're perfect.
The dreams she has about them.

Girlfriends are a meme and even if she says you made her the happiest girl in the world, she'll turn it around the next day. Literally.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image.png, 42KiB, 655x509

Anonymous ID:Gnvj/8XS Tue 30 May 2017 06:36:49 No.801603 Report

Quoted By:

>>801530
Just a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vG+uyfcA Tue 30 May 2017 06:38:55 No.801617 Report

Quoted By:

>>801530
I feel bad for you bud.

I know a lot of good guys who got emotionally destroyed by women. I literally remember my friend who was a happy, chill dude who liked skateboarding, drinking, being chill and than he got obliterated by a cheating gf.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO starcraft2-346.jpg, 748KiB, 1680x1050

Anonymous ID:SDnvrcUK Tue 30 May 2017 06:41:14 No.801640 Report

Quoted By:

>>801530
>in love she was with pro dota players and how they're perfect.

You're luck she left you.

protip : starfcraft girls are way more reliable, still whores tough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 06:41:39 No.801641 Report

Quoted By: >>801784

>>801530
was that an online gf? looks like an e-romance.
not that there's anything wrong with that, some of my best relationships were 100% online.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 47243229-sad-wallpaper-hd.jpg, 258KiB, 1920x1080

Anonymous ID:ALuGq2yf Tue 30 May 2017 06:44:16 No.801655 Report

Quoted By: >>801689 >>801814

My gf went out with her friend and some dude flashed her
She's been pretty shook up about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 06:48:51 No.801689 Report

Quoted By: >>801739

>>801655
that means she cheated on you and wanted to ease her concience by telling you a story that in her mind is "a lesser version of the truth".
t. knower of women and absolutely not a bitter virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ALuGq2yf Tue 30 May 2017 06:57:15 No.801739 Report

Quoted By: >>801751 >>801772 >>801826

>>801689
That's what I keep thinking when I'm by myself
But whenever I'm actually talking to her I can't help but trust her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MUy8U3I+ Tue 30 May 2017 06:58:57 No.801751 Report

Quoted By:

>>801739
Yeah you're a cuckquean. Good luck raising your wife's son. Not even memeing here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 07:03:16 No.801772 Report

Quoted By:

>>801739
You need to objectively ask yourself if she really is the type who would get "shook up" just from a guy flashing her?
if yes, I guess it could be true. such things do happen.
if not, bad news.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gknXewKz Tue 30 May 2017 07:04:35 No.801784 Report

Quoted By: >>801816

>>801641
cuck

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 53768058_p0.jpg, 386KiB, 820x1338

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:05:46 No.801791 Report

Quoted By:

>>801318
>I got less time and more shit to deal with
Should have picked 2d, my friend!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1482990125268.jpg, 25KiB, 540x332

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:07:58 No.801802 Report

Quoted By: >>801824

>>801530
>Girlfriend just left me
>all she could talk about was how in love she was with pro dota players and how they're perfect
jesus anon I don't even to what you are to have obtained a gf but then to have lost her to the idea of pro dota 2 players

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:09:22 No.801814 Report

Quoted By:

>>801655
>dude "flashed" her
yea he whipped it out and then she put it in her mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 07:10:02 No.801816 Report

Quoted By: >>801846

>>801784
if and when you get your first irl relationship, you'll realize it has a lot of downsides compared to a nice clean online "romance". physical sex doesn't really come close to compensating for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 07:11:48 No.801824 Report

Quoted By: >>801840 >>801843 >>804426

>>801802
She didn't leave me because of dota 2 players but by the end of the relationship all she would talk about was zai and artz.

Honestly i'm not bad looking but it's whatever, i'll move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/pRn+Xlv Tue 30 May 2017 07:11:54 No.801826 Report

Quoted By:

>>801739
If there's no way you can know the truth you have to trust her anon. A relationship is also trusting each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:15:25 No.801840 Report

Quoted By: >>801861

>>801824
>girlfriend can't stop talking about "professional" video game players
>proceeds to leave you
you can't be telling us everything here because if you are then you are one sad sack of crap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 07:15:47 No.801843 Report

Quoted By: >>801861 >>801862

>>801824
she tried to spice up your stale shit by making you jealous

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/pRn+Xlv Tue 30 May 2017 07:16:28 No.801846 Report

Quoted By: >>801872

>>801816
Sex is an important part of a relationship wtf are you talking about. You can't say you have a "real relationship" without sex. What are you 14?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkBLkEeb Tue 30 May 2017 07:18:48 No.801855 Report

Quoted By:

>>801318
Did you at least get laid?

[spoiler:lit]wait until you learn that sex doesn't actually feel good[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 07:19:26 No.801861 Report

Quoted By: >>801932

>>801840
>Tell him it's not because of dota players
>That's the only conclusion he makes
She was trying to move on and distance herself with other guys before she left me.
>>801843
I believe it, but if anything she was the boring one.

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:WLRXXQ+5 Tue 30 May 2017 07:19:47 No.801862 Report

Quoted By:

>>801843
Unrelated, but I fucking hate it when they do that.

I dumped a girl once because she made a habit out of it.
>tfw she probably wanted me to do it to pursue cock sans guilt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+zMqBrCM Tue 30 May 2017 07:19:47 No.801863 Report

Quoted By: >>801877

>>801530
>the one
This is a meme. It might always feel like "the one" because it's the first woman you formed a strong romantic bond with and may compare all future relationships with, but it's not real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afuqiEaysIA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 07:21:42 No.801872 Report

Quoted By:

>>801846
I don't really care what is objectively considered a "real relationship", since I'm the type of autist who could have a romance with an imaginary friend. All I know is I've had stronger feelings in some of my online relationships than in many IRL ones with physical sex.
t. 32yo turbo autist eternal manchild

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 07:22:19 No.801877 Report

Quoted By: >>801897 >>801910

>>801863
Not my first girlfriend, just the only one that made me actually feel like she was worth staying with.
It "felt" like it was different.

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:WLRXXQ+5 Tue 30 May 2017 07:25:14 No.801897 Report

Quoted By: >>801924

>>801877
I've felt that way about a woman once.
Held her in very high regard and cherished her like a droplet in the palm of my hand.
We even talked about marriage and kids. The whole setup was perfect.
>then she decided to cuck me and fuck half the region to become a druggie clubrat

You'll live. Just don't engage in any rapport with her and build yourself up from the ashes. Gl homie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+zMqBrCM Tue 30 May 2017 07:26:58 No.801910 Report

Quoted By:

>>801877
Yeah, I hear ya. I had one of those and then I found a girl who really, genuinely adores me and it's so much better than if I had stayed with the girl where I was working too hard to win her over. Also, something to be aware of https://youtu.be/vQ3jvPeYXf0

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CLN+SdVG Tue 30 May 2017 07:30:36 No.801924 Report

Quoted By:

>>801897
>build yourself up from the ashes
the post-relationship resurgence is actually often the greatest thing in a relationship. I'm considering dumping my current gf of six years just to get to experience that again before I get too old for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:31:23 No.801932 Report

Quoted By: >>801951

>>801861
>She was trying to move on and distance herself with other guys before she left me.
You are literally autistic I see. She used dainty-handed video game players to replace you, to put distance between you two. She didn't need to think remotely of the Chadster but rather fucking dota 2 players! If you don't understand what I'm laughing at here I think I found the reason she left you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nUlVmkpZ Tue 30 May 2017 07:32:57 No.801942 Report

Quoted By: >>801954

>>801318
>qt gf

What does that even mean? This feels like r9k lingo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 07:35:03 No.801951 Report

Quoted By: >>801961

>>801932
You do you hombre.
If trying to put me down makes you feel better and laugh then go ahead man.
Hope whatever is eating you works out, I really do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:35:56 No.801954 Report

Quoted By:

>>801942
It means "cutie girlfriend" and it is. Threads like this are inevitable full of retards and prime for shitposting as our Southern friend >>801530
points out by the fact he has a "no contact rule" he currently abides by. What kind of faggot creates more rules for himself to follow?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1474000853887.jpg, 16KiB, 351x329

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:37:12 No.801961 Report

Quoted By: >>801967 >>801988

>>801951
>If trying to put me down makes you feel better and laugh then go ahead man.
because you are being a bitch and need to toughen up. or maybe you could start playing dota 2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 07:39:09 No.801967 Report

Quoted By: >>802006

>>801961
Whatever you say my dude
You're right, You win.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+zMqBrCM Tue 30 May 2017 07:42:07 No.801988 Report

Quoted By:

>>801961
Wow geez Canadians are such bullies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 07:44:51 No.802006 Report

Quoted By: >>802060

>>801967
>You're right, You win.
is this what you told your gf who left you for dota 2 players?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_4436.jpg, 37KiB, 400x300

Anonymous ID:skEGFYbg Tue 30 May 2017 07:47:43 No.802032 Report

Quoted By:

>>801530
Jesus dude, I didn't feels this bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 07:52:32 No.802060 Report

Quoted By: >>802138

>>802006
Sure, you're right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9l/6GR6k Tue 30 May 2017 08:02:48 No.802138 Report

Quoted By: >>802195

>>802060
>capitulating
If you ignore your flaws you will never improve yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 08:08:35 No.802195 Report

Quoted By:

>>802138
I honestly just feel more bad for you than I do myself.
No bants or anything; it just feels like you need a win.
So maybe you're right, maybe I should start playing dota.
Maybe I wasn't good enough or man enough.

So today you win. Hope it makes you happy man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jrwRaul0 Tue 30 May 2017 10:51:26 No.803565 Report

Quoted By:

>>801318
>fell for the gf meme
kek, breeders have to deal with women to get laid, must suck to be straight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IIvJuC3F Tue 30 May 2017 11:29:05 No.803778 Report

Quoted By:

>TFW when unsure if schizoid or Aspie
Do I just not give a damn or I can't I get into caring about shit like this. Sometimes I know why people are mad and wat they want but I can't bring myself to actually give a shit. I'd like a gf but can't be bothered with BS. Also online relationships are a waste of time you are just giving her emotional support until she finds some guy she can fuck. (Or she already does) don't be a fucking cuck have some decency at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wGMU2n9o Tue 30 May 2017 12:58:36 No.804372 Report

Quoted By:

>>801318
Get a good gf then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wGMU2n9o Tue 30 May 2017 13:06:21 No.804426 Report

Quoted By: >>804512

>>801824
>girlfriend showing interest to any other man besides you
>not immediately telling her to quit that shit
She was testing your conviction to your relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgVCLsfs Tue 30 May 2017 13:17:01 No.804512 Report

Quoted By:

>>804426
I did tell her to stop and that it was annoying.
She stopped for a day and then kept doing it it.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches