>Colonel, we have reports coming through of a brigand of terrorists raging through the countryside and burning down entire villages.
>Send in the elite squadron, our boys should take care of this easily.
>Yes sir.
LATER.........
>Here they come boys, let's finish this job asap, said the squadron leader.
>Let's do this.
>Here come the hooligans, prepare yourse-
*SPLAT*
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SEND IN REINFORCEMENTS, SEND IN REINFORCEME-
*THRUST*
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>WHO THE HELL ARE THESE LUNATICS AND WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US
*SPLAT*
*BRAP*
*POW*
*SWWIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSH*
*THRUST*
*FIRE*
LADS............... I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE
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TRADITIONAL ROMANIAN VALUES, UPHOLDED IN THIS AREA
LATER ON................
>Colonel, you won't believe this, our entire squad was wiped out, all casualties, no POWs from what the reports say.
>What?
>Y-y-yes... sir.
>WHO THE HELL ARE THESE MANIACS