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Anonymous ID:y1XQCWkH Tue 30 May 2017 11:08:04 No.803659 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>803665 >>803678 >>803690 >>803779 >>803782 >>803912

Useless Superpower Thread

Who can come up with the most useless, but still usable superpower?

>inb4 USA
>inb4 Russia

The ability to see through windows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qeg7SK7m Tue 30 May 2017 11:09:32 No.803665 Report

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>>803659
The power of flying at will but only inside an airplane that is already flying. Would make pretty cool flight attendants desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3xM7RsP3 Tue 30 May 2017 11:10:16 No.803670 Report

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Ottoman Empire

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aAMnW0pT Tue 30 May 2017 11:10:47 No.803675 Report

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Bitten by a radioactive hobo.

Now i have the ability to breathe through any hole on my body. Nose,ears,butthole,peepee.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iYMmUM18 Tue 30 May 2017 11:11:22 No.803678 Report

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>>803659
you can turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAMnW0pT Tue 30 May 2017 11:13:12 No.803686 Report

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>>803678

Myatery men called. They want invisible boy back please.

Jellyfish

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Jellyfish ID:qSoo4umI Tue 30 May 2017 11:13:31 No.803690 Report

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>>803659
yawn resistance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wlx/2MeR Tue 30 May 2017 11:14:32 No.803697 Report

Quoted By: >>803705 >>803721

pusy slave man

you're the best pusy slave in za warudo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3xM7RsP3 Tue 30 May 2017 11:16:03 No.803705 Report

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>>803697

get trucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAMnW0pT Tue 30 May 2017 11:19:16 No.803721 Report

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>>803697
>>803705

???????

Joke must have been lost in translation.

Dreamtiem already for you abbos?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QcO2rzvB Tue 30 May 2017 11:24:30 No.803747 Report

Quoted By: >>803767

The ability to breath fire but only when you're underwater

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qeg7SK7m Tue 30 May 2017 11:27:41 No.803767 Report

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>>803747
the ability to breath fire, as in not suffocate in any fire. But it still burns you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H7Fzh7gO Tue 30 May 2017 11:28:40 No.803775 Report

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Time travel but only forward at regular speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8dd6vXqD Tue 30 May 2017 11:29:06 No.803779 Report

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>>803659

the ability to see the future but be unable to do anything about it and no one believes you if you tell them even after multiple instances of your predictions coming true..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/6y37PM Tue 30 May 2017 11:30:02 No.803782 Report

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>>803659
>russia
>superpower
russia is not a superpower, but it is completely useless

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:N9Bs6t23 Tue 30 May 2017 11:30:05 No.803783 Report

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Naturally 1% stronger than an average human

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nd59fKUE Tue 30 May 2017 11:31:41 No.803790 Report

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>>803779
sup psyche bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8YSzQYFq Tue 30 May 2017 11:32:13 No.803794 Report

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1 second super strenght

>Then 1 year of coma

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8dd6vXqD Tue 30 May 2017 11:32:30 No.803797 Report

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the ability to convince women that you have an enormous penis until they actually see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iXtG3Awg Tue 30 May 2017 11:33:40 No.803800 Report

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>>803797
What if I habe big benis?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OY/69mjj Tue 30 May 2017 11:33:50 No.803801 Report

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The ability to time travel, but only at a rate of one second into the future per second

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAMnW0pT Tue 30 May 2017 11:47:49 No.803872 Report

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>>803779

Tom cruise called.he wants his edge of tomorrow back. Please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8dd6vXqD Tue 30 May 2017 11:53:58 No.803898 Report

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>>803790

actually I'm just from /pol/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iXtG3Awg Tue 30 May 2017 11:55:55 No.803908 Report

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>>803898
/pol/ was right again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g8/itTGs Tue 30 May 2017 11:56:45 No.803912 Report

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>>803659
the power to make ketchup squirt out of your fingertips.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M3OOz7lF Tue 30 May 2017 11:58:01 No.803919 Report

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>>803912
the power to sleep so amazingly you can do it with your eyes closed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8dd6vXqD Tue 30 May 2017 12:15:17 No.804038 Report

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>>803872

Ancient greek myth called for Tom Cruise, it wants the story of Cassandra back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b9cIaNW4 Tue 30 May 2017 12:51:47 No.804292 Report

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The ability to make your dick flaccid for 1 second

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