I'm the king of /bant/
I'm the based of /bant/
I will destroy every meanie monster with my epicness
And they will fucking suffer and drown with my basedness

I'm the king of /bant/
I'm the based of /bant/
I will fucking rule /bant/, and nobody will stop me
If they try to, then that is just called heresy

I'm the king of /bant/
I'm the based of /bant/
I am the royal guard of /bant/
I am the TRUE lord and savior of /bant/
I'll always be the best of /bant/

No matter how many times
You try to stop me
Because that makes
You look like a fucking pussy

/bant/ is ruled by meanie monsters
always trying to lock namefigs out

/bant/ is ruled by fucking idiots
But now I decided to change that

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I am the king of /bant/ right now

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I am the king of /bant/ and you will suffer in my cat milk

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
You will be taught a lesson to not mess with me

Oooooooh yeah yeah yeah
I will fucking destroy your faces when I see them

I fucking hate you all meanie monsters
Why are you such a meanie monster?
Are you fucking retarded?
Well, too bad the game's just started

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