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Anonymous ID:bAqa4fTD Sun 19 May 2019 00:28:09 No.8048206 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8048228 >>8048243 >>8049046 >>8050254

>talking with girl on tinder
>she asks me where i live
>she's on long island, I'm in CT making us only miles apart but also hours apart
why must god taunt me, i just want to have sex

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ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:81SoWz6e Sun 19 May 2019 00:29:15 No.8048217 Report

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buy a boat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k4aTb1q3 Sun 19 May 2019 00:30:16 No.8048228 Report

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>>8048206
Just buy a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ACdsjrbG Sun 19 May 2019 00:30:37 No.8048233 Report

Quoted By: >>8048267

buy a boat

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sBFEcpel Sun 19 May 2019 00:31:31 No.8048243 Report

Quoted By: >>8048269 >>8048280 >>8048681

>>8048206
why is she so fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q6M7Dig7 Sun 19 May 2019 00:31:56 No.8048247 Report

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be you be faggot eat shit die
hang yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAqa4fTD Sun 19 May 2019 00:33:28 No.8048267 Report

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>>8048233
that would be pretty cool. ride across the sound to visit my love, i can pick her up and we can go to an island and look at horseshoe crabs or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Gw1L+el Sun 19 May 2019 00:33:39 No.8048269 Report

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>>8048243
she ate a baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAqa4fTD Sun 19 May 2019 00:34:30 No.8048280 Report

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>>8048243
one too many hamburgers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LavqvSyk Sun 19 May 2019 01:19:18 No.8048681 Report

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>>8048243
perganté

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C¤©¤ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:6Q2NPWRb Sun 19 May 2019 01:24:04 No.8048713 Report

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Take the ferry in roodypooport

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C¤©¤ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:6Q2NPWRb Sun 19 May 2019 01:24:59 No.8048718 Report

Quoted By: >>8049246

I think it's like $20-$30 downtown bpt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qNWyWdlI Sun 19 May 2019 02:28:29 No.8049046 Report

Quoted By: >>8049321

>>8048206
Go to rubmaps. Find a good place. Problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAqa4fTD Sun 19 May 2019 02:56:33 No.8049246 Report

Quoted By: >>8049457

>>8048718
I already stopped talking to her. Oh well. I think I took the ferry once as a kid, can't remember. This thread is making me think of how long its been since I was on a boat despite living and working right by the water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAqa4fTD Sun 19 May 2019 03:08:21 No.8049321 Report

Quoted By: >>8049387 >>8049465

>>8049046
I don't want some chinese lady touching my peepee anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qNWyWdlI Sun 19 May 2019 03:19:29 No.8049387 Report

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>>8049321
Then come to New York City and choose your flavor. I got double titty fucked by two hot Russians with big tits. Fucked a blonde. Got wacked off by a cute Latina. And yes a fucked some ugly Chinese but.. it.. was.. fucking.. worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzu25joQ Sun 19 May 2019 03:32:30 No.8049457 Report

Quoted By: >>8049854

>>8049246
If you're too dumb to look up how to get there and find out about the ferry, best you don't reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzu25joQ Sun 19 May 2019 03:33:37 No.8049465 Report

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>>8049321
Every one knows ching-chong is best for your ding-dong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAqa4fTD Sun 19 May 2019 04:59:26 No.8049854 Report

Quoted By: >>8050302 >>8050597

>>8049457
I think it'd look pretty pathetic if I took the ferry to go fuck a girl on Tinder. Besides I could just drive to Long Island if I wanted to, I was disappointed she wasn't close by like I thought.

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Lee gunsmtih cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:4A8crdzj Sun 19 May 2019 08:10:36 No.8050254 Report

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>>8048206
>tinder
>jewyork
>too far away
Good riddance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzu25joQ Sun 19 May 2019 08:41:00 No.8050302 Report

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>>8049854
If I were you, I'd take the fairy

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>>8049854
Nigger driving to long island is a chore. I live up rt8 but even if you live on 95 it will take a year to get there and cost the same in tolls

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