I went to my neighbours house to get my Gran Turismo Sport game back that he borrowed. The guy wasn't there but his wife was in and she said "he's just popped to the shop come in babe", literally as soon as she closed the door he opened it with his key and came back but he had a black man with him. The black man was dressed like he just came from a personal training session, he was wearing those tight gym pants that football players and cyclists wear where it's so tight it grips your ass and balls.

The guys wife bantered with him and she says "oh aye what have you two been up to then haha" and they bantered a bit back and forth and she says to the black who had interjected "don't give me that shit you've got something under there bigger than the blackpool tower" and pointed towards his cock.

Then while the black was distracted talking to me I heard her mumble under her breath "I'd love to get it out and ride it all bloody night i'll tell you that mate" -- "just try stopping me".

The guy clearly heard his wife say this too and didn't even react. I mean he didn't even flinch. Then he went upstairs to get my game back for me.