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Anonymous ID:/C3yc/wZ Mon 20 May 2019 08:57:22 No.8055829 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8055832 >>8055836 >>8055837 >>8056699 >>8057356 >>8057365

>thief attacks me
>stab him with my swiss army knife
>knife blade retracts and cuts my fingers off
>now left without a wallet or my fingers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LkfAmS+M Mon 20 May 2019 08:59:05 No.8055832 Report

Quoted By: >>8055838

>>8055829
be american get robbed and stabbed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YX/eGj3e Mon 20 May 2019 08:59:56 No.8055834 Report

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haha nigger got you good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/ri6wju Mon 20 May 2019 09:00:32 No.8055836 Report

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>>8055829
My dad's friend wounded his finger similarly to this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uGi68bOk Mon 20 May 2019 09:00:34 No.8055837 Report

Quoted By: >>8057356

>>8055829
wasn't a real swiss army knife
they lock to prevent such mishaps
>cheap knock off buying cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z4JBNfD3 Mon 20 May 2019 09:00:39 No.8055838 Report

Quoted By: >>8057356

>>8055832
be israeli
eat alot of hummus
like bro I think you can eat more of other foods

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4MuORksd Mon 20 May 2019 14:12:17 No.8056699 Report

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>>8055829
swiss army knives are an elaborate prank on the world, anon. little non-locking blades made of shit tool steel are something no one above the age of 12 has any business carrying around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VjnsgR5b Mon 20 May 2019 14:14:11 No.8056705 Report

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>Be british
>Only get robbed if you live in a trash place (London, Bristol etc)
>Live in somerset
>Don't ever get stabbed

cash money

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vsDUzW9h Mon 20 May 2019 14:16:33 No.8056711 Report

Quoted By: >>8057356

>swiss army knives
Get a butterfly or a real gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mF8t7Eej Mon 20 May 2019 18:17:50 No.8057356 Report

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>>8055829
This, you've been duped by Chink shit >>8055837
Third world shitholes don't care about minor details that would otherwise make products better and safer. Just carry a bayonet next time or you know like Iberian anon mentioned >>8056711 take advantage of the fact you're American.

>>8055838
Hummus is pretty gud though.

delta

delta ID:MOyiua7q Mon 20 May 2019 18:19:34 No.8057365 Report

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>>8055829
Open carry to ward off nigs

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