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Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 20:43:11 No.8074569 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8074596 >>8074632 >>8074664 >>8074835 >>8075252 >>8076277 >>8076952 >>8077179 >>8077385 >>8077456 >>8078097 >>8078791 >>8079311

Make a wish, the next person grants it for you. But you don’t get what you wish for.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oTkn04Nv Thu 23 May 2019 20:44:59 No.8074596 Report

Quoted By: >>8074619

>>8074569
Want gf plsà

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 20:46:53 No.8074619 Report

Quoted By: >>8074639

>>8074596
Granted but waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nO4Dc88g Thu 23 May 2019 20:48:16 No.8074632 Report

Quoted By: >>8074645 >>8074650

>>8074569
I wish for all Germans to be eradicated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aQbp1u9/ Thu 23 May 2019 20:48:51 No.8074639 Report

Quoted By: >>8074832

>>8074619
where's the flaw?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 20:49:30 No.8074645 Report

Quoted By: >>8074692

>>8074632
Granted but since the USA claims to have so many heritages, which also includes a lot of Germans, all Americans are eradicated too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuPNxOYf Thu 23 May 2019 20:49:56 No.8074650 Report

Quoted By: >>8074692

>>8074632
all americans and most europeans except black people die because they have german DNA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KdW2cG7f Thu 23 May 2019 20:49:57 No.8074651 Report

Quoted By: >>8074653 >>8074664 >>8074692

all anglos dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KdW2cG7f Thu 23 May 2019 20:50:13 No.8074653 Report

Quoted By: >>8074656 >>8074692

>>8074651
and phonepissers as well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuPNxOYf Thu 23 May 2019 20:50:40 No.8074656 Report

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>>8074653
*the monkey paw bitch slaps you instead*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oYObMNMU Thu 23 May 2019 20:51:33 No.8074664 Report

Quoted By: >>8074672 >>8074677 >>8074692 >>8074979

>>8074651
granted except Romania is eradicated as well
>>8074569
I wish this board wasn't so gay all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuPNxOYf Thu 23 May 2019 20:52:27 No.8074672 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074664
wish granted but you get cancer and uh you become gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 20:52:58 No.8074677 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074664
Granted but you’re banned because you’re the one making it gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBuoBMfM Thu 23 May 2019 20:54:10 No.8074684 Report

Quoted By: >>8074727

i wish for everyone happiness and mani good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nO4Dc88g Thu 23 May 2019 20:54:39 No.8074692 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074645
>>8074650
Fug I forgod about dad :DDDDDD
>>8074651
Granted, though without support from Americans and the English, Romania deteriorates and Turks rush across the border, outbreeding all Romanians
>>8074653
Every computer and phone in existence explodes
>>8074664
Granted, though everyone who’s ever anti-gayposted either dies of a heart attack or disappears forever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 20:57:50 No.8074727 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074684
Granted but it’s because we live under a totalitarian regimes and the only permitted emotion is happiness

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 21:10:25 No.8074832 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074639
Where do I begin?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UG8slehw Thu 23 May 2019 21:11:17 No.8074835 Report

Quoted By: >>8074840

>>8074569
kahanist global hegemony

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 21:12:50 No.8074840 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074835
Granted but it’s not on this globe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yrwsFbuf Thu 23 May 2019 21:48:16 No.8074979 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074664
Granted, /bant/ 404's forever

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855 ID:4mV98PBX Thu 23 May 2019 21:52:28 No.8074997 Report

Quoted By: >>8075241

I wish I had a video of a midget getting eaten by a lion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 22:15:18 No.8075241 Report

Quoted By: >>8077350

>>8074997
Granted but you are now haunted by a demonic lion entity and will never sleep again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XMGHNQ9J Thu 23 May 2019 22:17:04 No.8075252 Report

Quoted By: >>8075407 >>8075504

>>8074569
Why would I want a wish? My life is perfectly content.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EP6t1WQi Thu 23 May 2019 22:38:20 No.8075407 Report

Quoted By:

>>8075252
How boring

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DvzmkVbi Thu 23 May 2019 22:47:02 No.8075451 Report

Quoted By: >>8075476

I wish my waifu was real and loves me unconditionally

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yrwsFbuf Thu 23 May 2019 22:56:47 No.8075476 Report

Quoted By:

>>8075451
Granted, but your waifu dies 2 years from now from a debilitating disease

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nO4Dc88g Thu 23 May 2019 23:05:59 No.8075504 Report

Quoted By:

>>8075252
Granted, but your mother dies in her sleep tonight if you don't repost this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDDxMLqV Fri 24 May 2019 00:15:01 No.8075776 Report

Quoted By: >>8075782

I wish that Trump releases a sex tape with his daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oYObMNMU Fri 24 May 2019 00:16:23 No.8075782 Report

Quoted By: >>8078800

>>8075776
granted, only she is wearing a fursuit for the whole thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9dXmclnD Fri 24 May 2019 02:23:46 No.8076254 Report

Quoted By: >>8076286

I wish that peeing feels like cumming (the orgasm part

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UfoOVSG9 Fri 24 May 2019 02:28:51 No.8076277 Report

Quoted By: >>8076288

>>8074569

Honestly I wish for nothing, wishing just cheapens the effort in life. I would rather work hard for what I seek rather than for it to just magically appear because I say so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yrwsFbuf Fri 24 May 2019 02:30:28 No.8076286 Report

Quoted By:

>>8076254
Granted, but you have to jerk yourself off to piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:moPsHbkp Fri 24 May 2019 02:30:44 No.8076288 Report

Quoted By: >>8076299 >>8076301 >>8076932

>>8076277
you get to work for everything
but you become an underprivileged peasant because work =/= efficient results
I wish for 10 hours of sleep every night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oYObMNMU Fri 24 May 2019 02:32:31 No.8076299 Report

Quoted By:

>>8076288
granted but you are woken up every morning by the smell of shit and it lingers for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yrwsFbuf Fri 24 May 2019 02:32:34 No.8076301 Report

Quoted By:

>>8076288
Granted, but you miss out on shitposting and watching youtube. This one is actually realistic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDDxMLqV Fri 24 May 2019 04:49:16 No.8076932 Report

Quoted By:

>>8076288
Granted, but you wake up with debilitating diarrhea every time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG1eFAyJ Fri 24 May 2019 04:51:45 No.8076952 Report

Quoted By: >>8077176

>>8074569
Just give me a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4sNPDa1M Fri 24 May 2019 05:53:59 No.8077176 Report

Quoted By:

>>8076952
granted, but she sniggers a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4sNPDa1M Fri 24 May 2019 05:54:28 No.8077179 Report

Quoted By: >>8077190

>>8074569
i want to hold poop please :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXHyxAGs Fri 24 May 2019 05:56:58 No.8077190 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077179
granted, but first you gotta shove your arm elbow deep in your ass to take out the poop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlxakosa Fri 24 May 2019 06:09:50 No.8077231 Report

Quoted By: >>8077350

Want kot ID.

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855 ID:60+p0Mmp Fri 24 May 2019 06:39:33 No.8077350 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077231
kos ID, one off, holy FUCK that's a brutal fate
>>8075241
I don't sleep in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cmZsJZl2 Fri 24 May 2019 06:54:07 No.8077385 Report

Quoted By:

>>8074569
I want her to stop choking my dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UC3zbFo1 Fri 24 May 2019 07:02:57 No.8077412 Report

Quoted By: >>8077445

I wish to be a Nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXHyxAGs Fri 24 May 2019 07:13:00 No.8077445 Report

Quoted By: >>8077450

>>8077412
granted, but you're a brazilian monkey living in venezuela

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UC3zbFo1 Fri 24 May 2019 07:17:29 No.8077450 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077445
That seems like an improvement to me

desu !!/teV8OjOn4u

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desu !!/teV8OjOn4u ID:jOLHDHTl Fri 24 May 2019 07:19:24 No.8077456 Report

Quoted By: >>8077467

>>8074569
i wish for yuru yuri to come back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXHyxAGs Fri 24 May 2019 07:22:05 No.8077467 Report

Quoted By: >>8077471 >>8077484

>>8077456
granted, but it's a shitty 4kids redub that changes the plot completely, and the quality is forever stuck at 144p

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w6XkaNyl Fri 24 May 2019 07:22:55 No.8077471 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077467
I will make this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OXHyxAGs Fri 24 May 2019 07:26:16 No.8077482 Report

Quoted By: >>8077488

i wish for a 2hu hack & slash made by platinum

desu !!/teV8OjOn4u

desu !!/teV8OjOn4u ID:jOLHDHTl Fri 24 May 2019 07:27:30 No.8077484 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077467
.......GOD DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oYObMNMU Fri 24 May 2019 07:28:20 No.8077488 Report

Quoted By: >>8077493

>>8077482
granted except it takes 10 years to be released

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXHyxAGs Fri 24 May 2019 07:28:58 No.8077493 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077488
i'll wait (i waited for dmc5, and i'm still waiting for stalker 2, so i can wait until 2029)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXHyxAGs Fri 24 May 2019 08:06:28 No.8077632 Report

Quoted By: >>8078030

okay, since nobody is going to bump this.

i wish for a fumo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VhE8t7VW Fri 24 May 2019 09:40:47 No.8078030 Report

Quoted By:

>>8077632
Granted but you found it in a bin and it’s maggot-infested.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mDhOyJz5 Fri 24 May 2019 10:00:45 No.8078097 Report

Quoted By: >>8078394

>>8074569

I wish to be a benevolent god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wb7jKazW Fri 24 May 2019 11:05:32 No.8078394 Report

Quoted By:

>>8078097
Granted but, because you have no understanding of your power, you are inundated with prayers and wreak carnage upon the planet with your misguided benevolence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7imlUr/Z Fri 24 May 2019 12:07:57 No.8078791 Report

Quoted By: >>8078998

>>8074569
I wish I wasn't born in this shitty country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3BaFLtUj Fri 24 May 2019 12:09:58 No.8078800 Report

Quoted By: >>8079922

>>8075782
You just made it better.

I wish I had no vices.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DvzmkVbi Fri 24 May 2019 12:21:40 No.8078998 Report

Quoted By:

>>8078791
Granted but you're born in a sub saharan country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XJgdz6Je Fri 24 May 2019 12:23:41 No.8079008 Report

Quoted By:

I fix to fix anime, r/banter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XJgdz6Je Fri 24 May 2019 12:25:18 No.8079017 Report

Quoted By: >>8079031

I wish to fix anime, r/banter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zwc7n+xl Fri 24 May 2019 12:26:45 No.8079027 Report

Quoted By: >>8079073

i just want 300 bucks to buy some anime trash

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3BaFLtUj Fri 24 May 2019 12:28:35 No.8079031 Report

Quoted By: >>8079034

>>8079017
It is fixed but all forms are no yaoi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3BaFLtUj Fri 24 May 2019 12:28:56 No.8079034 Report

Quoted By:

>>8079031
>now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wb7jKazW Fri 24 May 2019 12:38:03 No.8079073 Report

Quoted By:

>>8079027
Granted but you have no way of viewing it since you spent all your money on anime trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K2olIoaH Fri 24 May 2019 13:42:49 No.8079311 Report

Quoted By: >>8079446 >>8080997

>>8074569
There's a doujin with that.
Anyways my wish is that I was born in a colder country, even Greenland would be fine honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wb7jKazW Fri 24 May 2019 14:33:07 No.8079446 Report

Quoted By: >>8079950

>>8079311
Granted but it’s the arctic circle and you are forced to spend the rest of your life struggling to merely survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VhE8t7VW Fri 24 May 2019 17:10:30 No.8079922 Report

Quoted By:

>>8078800
Granted but Jesus Christ what a boring fucking life that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K2olIoaH Fri 24 May 2019 17:19:37 No.8079950 Report

Quoted By:

>>8079446
Better than the desert here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yrwsFbuf Fri 24 May 2019 20:12:56 No.8080997 Report

Quoted By:

>>8079311
Granted, but the temperature stays how it is now all year round, except for one day a year that drops incredibly close to absolute zero, lowering the mean temperature.

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