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>be me
>Go into a new barbershop
>Order one haircut
>Person cutting my hair is a big booty black lady
>She sits me down and then suddenly I'm stuck to the chair
>She walks in front of some sort of odd device in front of me and bends her booty down in front of me
>She says "this'll just be a second Hun"
>A flame suddenly comes out of the strange device
>Then I hear Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap and a scorching fire comes from the black ladies juicy delicious ass
>The smell of eggs and yogurt is unbearable and I start crying
>My hair is on fire and I'm screaming violently , squirming in my chair desperately try to escape.
>She lets out another mighty braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap and it is so strong that it puts out the fire . The braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap is so strong that it forces my way into my lungs and all i can feel is how much eggs she ate in the morning and how much her belly was rumbling after eating that rotten yogurt .
> she walks back and gives me a mirror.
>It looks perfect so I tip her 5$ and never come back .
>Go into a new barbershop
>Order one haircut
>Person cutting my hair is a big booty black lady
>She sits me down and then suddenly I'm stuck to the chair
>She walks in front of some sort of odd device in front of me and bends her booty down in front of me
>She says "this'll just be a second Hun"
>A flame suddenly comes out of the strange device
>Then I hear Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap and a scorching fire comes from the black ladies juicy delicious ass
>The smell of eggs and yogurt is unbearable and I start crying
>My hair is on fire and I'm screaming violently , squirming in my chair desperately try to escape.
>She lets out another mighty braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap and it is so strong that it puts out the fire . The braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap is so strong that it forces my way into my lungs and all i can feel is how much eggs she ate in the morning and how much her belly was rumbling after eating that rotten yogurt .
> she walks back and gives me a mirror.
>It looks perfect so I tip her 5$ and never come back .
