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>Be me, upstanding English gent
>Having a cheeky tickle of the old crown-jewels in the ablutions
>Suddenly front door is knocked down
>”OI OI YOU CHEEKY CUNT WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?!”
>The plod storm into the water-closet and seize my portrait of her majesty
>The shock causes me to involuntarily ‘colonise' the bathroom floor
>”FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! DO YOU HAVE YOUR WANKING PERMIT YOU MISERABLE CUNT?!"
>”Oh! erm, of course good sir, I’ll just go and er... get it!”
>attempts to make a run for it but slips in my puddle
>Gets tazed and subsequently detained
>Charged and found guilty for violation of the Ejaculatory Prohibition and Monitoring act of 2005
>Sentenced by sharia court to 250 hours of community service in a Luton mosque plus a public flogging
>mfw
>Having a cheeky tickle of the old crown-jewels in the ablutions
>Suddenly front door is knocked down
>”OI OI YOU CHEEKY CUNT WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?!”
>The plod storm into the water-closet and seize my portrait of her majesty
>The shock causes me to involuntarily ‘colonise' the bathroom floor
>”FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! DO YOU HAVE YOUR WANKING PERMIT YOU MISERABLE CUNT?!"
>”Oh! erm, of course good sir, I’ll just go and er... get it!”
>attempts to make a run for it but slips in my puddle
>Gets tazed and subsequently detained
>Charged and found guilty for violation of the Ejaculatory Prohibition and Monitoring act of 2005
>Sentenced by sharia court to 250 hours of community service in a Luton mosque plus a public flogging
>mfw
