>>8095107OK honey if it helps you fall asleep, I will tell you a story. Get comfy and I will tell you the tale of how Norway invented tacos.
Long ago, in the 1980s, there existed a great problem for every Norwegian: What's for dinner? Now of course, we had fish, and potatoes, and other gross things. But the Norwegian people wanted, nay, needed more. It was then that a brilliant mind by the name of Ola Nordmann, inventor of things such as brown cheese and browner cheese, had an epiphany. "What if I tried eating vegetables and meat at the same time?" He thought to himself. For you see, ground beef and vegetables had become cheap commodities in grocery stores following the Norwegian invention of oil and machines that ran on oil, and olive oil, so even the poorest lad could afford his breakthrough dish. He set about to create the tortilla first, using flakes of brown cheese first before eventually settling for corn instead. He needed to pander to the inferior Swedish tongue you see. Then he went apeshit with a knife and hacked up a bunch of vegetables, dismembering his left hand in the process. He fried up some ground beef with every spice he could find, fried it up real good until it was blackened and hard. The man would become legend when he served the king and his men the first ever taco on a friday. Thus taco friday was born, Mexico was invented and built in honor of the taco, and Norway went on to discover that Mars is in fact made of old fossilized Brown Cheese.
The end.
