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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 10:54:20 No.81013 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>81019 >>81027 >>81043 >>83074

they were always the good guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 10:56:21 No.81014 Report

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They had the best interests of the Galaxy in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 10:57:59 No.81015 Report

Quoted By: >>81016 >>81018 >>81020 >>81021 >>81051 >>82369

The Empire literally was created to stop invaders from another galaxy.
After the Empire fell, the invaders showed up and slaughtered trillions. Good job rebel scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:00:08 No.81016 Report

Quoted By: >>81048

>>81015
You're pointing out how stupid the EU got, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:00:11 No.81017 Report

Quoted By: >>81025

Hello, is this the misunderstood villains thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:01:41 No.81018 Report

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>>81015
Remember the 6 Trillion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:02:00 No.81019 Report

Quoted By: >>82564

>>81013
Who do you think they are in reality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:03:43 No.81020 Report

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>>81015

> expanded universe

die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:03:56 No.81021 Report

Quoted By: >>81022

>>81015

Delet this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:04:40 No.81022 Report

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>>81021
Is that from Fallout kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:05:45 No.81023 Report

Quoted By: >>81024

was there a single white male in either movies that had redeeming qualities?

>her dad is a coward who builds the death star
>the rebel general is a hothead who makes multiple mistakes
>every bad imperial guy is a straight while male
>the british sounding robot is a cowardly asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:08:49 No.81024 Report

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>>81023

Did you know that Harrison Fords character was originally supposed to go to Peter Boyle who was slated to play the ace German pilot Hans Olo until Fox felt that it would prove in poor taste and had it changed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:11:27 No.81025 Report

Quoted By: >>81026

>>81017
Cardassians really want to genocide this qt3.14?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:18:27 No.81026 Report

Quoted By: >>81045

>>81025
>be me
>think Gul Dukat is a pretty cool guy who did nothing wrong
>have wet dream about Kira Nerys
What the fuck she isn't even THAT hot, r-right?! I-into the oven with y-you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:18:39 No.81027 Report

Quoted By: >>81028 >>81030 >>81042

>>81013
>literally destroyed the homeplanet of a prisoner in front of them, killing millions of lifeforms in a second
>their emperor was a sociopath fueled purely by hate and desire for power
>they were the good guys!

Please elaborate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:21:22 No.81028 Report

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>>81027

>blew up ham planet home world

Oh no how sinister

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:26:43 No.81029 Report

Quoted By: >>81031

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:27:42 No.81030 Report

Quoted By: >>81046

>>81027
A planet of traitors that harbored aided and abetted terrorists. Basically the Sweden of Star Wars, they deserved it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:28:17 No.81031 Report

Quoted By: >>81032 >>81033 >>82564

>>81029

You forgot that he harbors affection for his biological twin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:31:11 No.81032 Report

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>>81031
Incestual religious desert fanatic that self radicalized after his parents are killed by the authorities for resisting arrest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:31:25 No.81033 Report

Quoted By: >>81034

>>81031
To be quite fair he didn't know they were related. Muzzies know full well and even embrace cousin fucking and sister fucking. At least Luke had no idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:33:07 No.81034 Report

Quoted By: >>81038

>>81033

>Luke had no idea

whatever makes it go down easier anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:34:29 No.81035 Report

Quoted By: >>81036

Incidentally, have you ever wondered if the "aren't you a little short to be a stormfag" was intended JUST as a Mark Hamill is short joke and that the "stormfags are all clones" narrative was added later and only happened to fit continuity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:35:38 No.81036 Report

Quoted By: >>81037 >>81039

>>81035
i think that they ran out of clones and started recruiting right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:36:53 No.81037 Report

Quoted By: >>81041

>>81036

Well I know George Lucas' autism wouldn't let him settle on any one narrative until each movie was basically on the editing floor, so I hesitate to believe anything was conceived too intentionally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:37:48 No.81038 Report

Quoted By: >>81044

>>81034
No I don't give a shit, I've never even watched star wars, I'm just saying he didn't know he was related to Leia or however you spell it. I'm not justifying something I could care less about, just responding to your criticism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:37:57 No.81039 Report

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>>81036
I think the cloning facilities got shut down or taken out or something, so yeah. They have to start recruiting again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:38:31 No.81040 Report

Quoted By: >>81051

>See growing threat from hive mind insect life form that consume every planet and system it crosses
>realize the inefficient and bureaucratic republic will never be able to deal with growing threat
>go full empire
>gets attacked by rebels, criminal scum, smugglers and slavers
>your super weapon that was the only hope for all civilized species gets blown up
>every is doomed
>retarded two legged forrest moon monkeys celebrate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:38:52 No.81041 Report

Quoted By: >>81044 >>81047 >>82564

>>81037
Speaking of George Lucas's autism, he changed Revenge of the Jedi to Return of the Jedi right before release because revenge sounded too hostile. What a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:38:55 No.81042 Report

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>>81027
Sheev is smart enough to get bored with ultimate power with no purpose. He would have had a greater goal in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:39:44 No.81043 Report

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>>81013
this dude dresses leik he works at a McDonalds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:41:01 No.81044 Report

Quoted By: >>82564

>>81038

I know it hurts to see your heroes names dragged through the mud but you just have to accept that the world was a very different place in 1977

>>81041

Lukes name was likewise changed from "Starkiller" and upwards of 40 minutes of anime tier Slice of life footage was deleted from the beginning of the movie that showed Luke's life on Tatooine pre-dead family

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:47:52 No.81045 Report

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>>81026
I suspect the Obsidian Order will pay you a visit rather soon to discuss this issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:50:54 No.81046 Report

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>>81030
Literally this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:51:36 No.81047 Report

Quoted By: >>81049

>>81041
I think it was more to do with the idea that Jedi don't take revenge.

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:52:35 No.81048 Report

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>>81016
yeah fuck the eu

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 11:53:28 No.81049 Report

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>>81047

>Jedi don't take revenge
>I'm gonna kill you for cutting off my hand and getting Harrison ford stoned, dad!

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 12:01:13 No.81050 Report

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 12:07:39 No.81051 Report

Quoted By: >>81055

>>81015
>>81040
I think I never found that part. Where did the tyrannids come into the setting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 12:09:29 No.81052 Report

Quoted By: >>81053

>star shit

kys you faggots

star wars was cool 40 years back when the fist movies came out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 12:11:03 No.81053 Report

Quoted By: >>81054

>>81052

>fist movies

Germans...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 12:12:25 No.81054 Report

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>>81053
kek

FIRST

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2017 12:16:59 No.81055 Report

Quoted By: >>82278

>>81051
Wasn't the Tyranids it was apparantly a galaxy spanning pirate fleet, but i think the lore behind that is no longer canon.

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Anonymous ID:2ElcQ8GT Fri 05 May 2017 13:12:36 No.82278 Report

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>>81055
This was MY post goddamnit, everyone else stay away

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Anonymous ID:T6PKi4CP Fri 05 May 2017 13:16:17 No.82369 Report

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>>81015
This. The fucking yuuzhang vong came and EXTERMINATED HUNDRED OF TRILLIONS of races and disident peoples... and also chewbaca.
Palpatine did nothing wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWw0SEgT Fri 05 May 2017 13:24:43 No.82564 Report

Quoted By:

>>81019
No... The U.S!!

George Lucas was originally mean to direct Apocalypse Now. A New Hope is literally a bunch of poorly equipped rebels defeating a giant invader with superior technology
>It Ain't Me Starts Playing

>>81041
No it was to thwart bootleggers. Just like how all official Simpsons merchandise Bart has a blue t-shirt.

>>81031
kek. An Arabian Knight?

>>81044
>and upwards of 40 minutes of anime tier Slice of life footage was deleted from the beginning of the movie that showed Luke's life on Tatooine pre-dead family
I didn't know this. Back then he had some really good people who had his ear, his wife for example, an accomplished editor in her own right. Even Spielberg and Brian DePalma.

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Anonymous ID:T6PKi4CP Fri 05 May 2017 13:41:29 No.83074 Report

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>>81013
tfw being all your life pro rebel... you learn about what happens after the empire fall, and suddenly you realize that rebels are scum.

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