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Help Wanted Edition

That's right, it's happening, and it's going to star William Shatner.

We are currently finished with the Scripting Phase. We are seeking a Director in your local area in order to begin Production Phase. We will crowdfund you and staff this production.

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Premise: the journey of a young woman who goes to work at Comet Pizza, but it's like Dante's Inferno, and she is guided by William Shatner, who will assist us.

Outline:

1. Pizza Gate-- scene, she exits the vast hellish front gates of comet pizza, singing a summary/theme of Pizzagate. The entire subsequent musical is a flashback of her journey of discovery.

2. First Day On The Job-- musical summary of how the entire democrat party, united nations and global elite look on the surface, and how inspiring their positive goals for humanity are. sung by naive young liberal woman as she goes to work for her first day at Comet Pizza.

3. Suspicion-- the girl notices that the chicken wings/sauces are unusual and funny tasting. We make some humorous dichotomies between children going missing in the restaurant and customer complaints about the food.

4. Shatner appears, playing the spirit of a dead child which sings her the tragedy of its life, and offers to show her the real truth in the basement below Comet Pizza

5. The Basement
this is the real doorbuster song

6. choosing the kids and abductions

7. abuse

8. rape

9. torture

10. murder

11. cannibalism

12. satanic fantasy-- this gives exposition on the satanic fantasy of spiritual power and longevity that these people get from these practices

13. Denouement, the young woman rejects their offer of eternal life by joining their global cabal and escapes. Returns back to Pizzagate Theme Song.

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