>>8107884Yeah I could become Batman too....
if my parents left me a mansion, a butler, a shit ton of corporate stocks in wealth enough to make me a billionaire, if I learned fighting from an early age by the world's greatest martial artists, had the world's smartest engineers design my superweapons who work at the company I own a majority stake in...
Also if I was born handsome, white, and a Chad, who is over 6 foot tall, and has the genetics to have giant muscles (I worked out before and my arms are still dryer than California)
and if I was also exposed to my parents being brutally murdered as kids, and if I had the Joker to constantly force me to develop into a meaner, stronger version of myself....
OH! and how could I forget. I would also need to find a mystical gayrab with a trimmed beard and semi-magical mythical powers named Ra's Al-Ghul to train me in some mystical cave-mountain somewhere in some third world country.
