this is the second time this sort of thing has ever happened to me, pic related is the airpods he tried to take and my scar from the first time a nigger tried to rob me over a year ago (i punched him and split my finger open) i swear on my mums life that this is a 100% true story that happened literally 4 hours ago now. (we were both by ourselves)

>be me
>walking around my local shopping centre (outside part)
>nigger approaches me asking if i want to buy weed
>i say no i already have a guy if i need weed
>he asks me where im from, i just say i live near the shopping centre
>bare in mind i am drunk as fuck so i sound stupid, maybe this is why he saw me as a target
> not long after he tells me to take off my airpods which i was wearing, i say" no i can hear you fine"
> he says "take off your airpods or ill back out my ting"
(meaning he'll take out his knife)
in my head im laughing, for context, im 6 ft tall and relatively well built, this little shit came to about my shoulder in height, idk where he got his audacity from
>i casually take my airpods out my ears, stick them in my case and say "ok, ok" (in a sarcastic tone)
>i then quickly put my airpod case in my pocket and dash the other way (no way he could keep up)

Sorry i didnt just elbow him in his face as i easily could've done, ill be regretting it for a long time.

btw i just turned 18 and this is the second time someones tried this.

just another day in london, lads.