Try to burn as many countries as you can in one post

I'll start

Brittain
>pip pip cheerio where did all the tea go
Australia
>we started a war against flightless birds
>then lost
China, North Korea, middle East, really a great deal of asia
>CENSORED
Most of Africa
>donate food because we waz kangs
America
>basically the Queen's personal throwaway petri dish. I MEAN HAHA THE LAND OF FREEDOM™®™®™®™ ©1776
Canada
>oop soorey, I traded all the maple syrup to the moose to get my hockey puck back, eh
Mexico
>"taco taco el burrito me pollos meirdes quasadilla" —World Pole Vaulting Champion
Nepal
>heh nipple
France
>Baguettes and Faguettes
>The blue and the red on every flag wash off in case of a slight infraction
Germany
>if we erase Hitler from video games, that basically undoes everything he did, right? ...Right?
Israel
>pretty nice place except for [NOTHING. THIS USER IS CLEARLY ANTI-SEMITIC, GET 'EM]
Russia
>My name Olga, I drink vudka and fight bears on unicycles, sometimes I question the authority of Vla—
Every Part of South America
>theYNC, BestGore, worldstarrrrrrrrr
India
>Microsoft Tech Support followed by worship services at the nearest bathroom
Japan
>Japan
Antarctica
>fucking penguins