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Anonymous ID:61bYFBov Thu 30 May 2019 19:56:55 No.8121372 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8121378 >>8121380 >>8121390 >>8121493 >>8121506 >>8121520

alright Im trying to think of some fluff lies to put on my resume, what should I put?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I4a/SkvT Thu 30 May 2019 19:57:38 No.8121377 Report

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i would help you but im unemployable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wly4ZT8h Thu 30 May 2019 19:57:42 No.8121378 Report

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>>8121372
nonvirgin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I4a/SkvT Thu 30 May 2019 19:57:55 No.8121380 Report

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>>8121372
write down that you are a "confident leader"

Forest™

Forest™ ID:Nx86S1xy Thu 30 May 2019 19:59:29 No.8121390 Report

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>>8121372
>entrepreneur
>hard worker
>leader

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4gbQ4rSL Thu 30 May 2019 20:00:01 No.8121396 Report

Quoted By: >>8121431

you really shouldn't
do you really think they waste time reading all the bullshit you put on there
resumes need to be made specifically to be read fast and to the point
if you want to bullshit you need to add a separate motivation letter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I4a/SkvT Thu 30 May 2019 20:06:06 No.8121428 Report

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HIV negative

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61bYFBov Thu 30 May 2019 20:06:24 No.8121431 Report

Quoted By: >>8121436

>>8121396
Should I at least lie about references?

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Anonymous ID:4gbQ4rSL Thu 30 May 2019 20:07:29 No.8121436 Report

Quoted By: >>8121439 >>8121440

>>8121431
why would you lie about the one thing they could doublecheck immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61bYFBov Thu 30 May 2019 20:08:25 No.8121439 Report

Quoted By: >>8121469 >>8121470

>>8121436
The only person I really could get to be a reference is my mum.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I4a/SkvT Thu 30 May 2019 20:08:44 No.8121440 Report

Quoted By: >>8121470

>>8121436
is this question rhetorical?

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Anonymous ID:fAEDVr+D Thu 30 May 2019 20:13:10 No.8121469 Report

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>>8121439
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4gbQ4rSL Thu 30 May 2019 20:13:10 No.8121470 Report

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>>8121439
>>8121440
yeah look I'm not sure how things go in america but if I add a reference to my resume the chances are realistic that reference is actually gonna get called
if you can fake that phonecall then why not but you better make sure

Yukari

Yukari ID:/0iABKE0 Thu 30 May 2019 20:17:42 No.8121493 Report

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>>8121372
A Lunatic Touhou player.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fAEDVr+D Thu 30 May 2019 20:19:19 No.8121506 Report

Quoted By: >>8121514

>>8121372
Say you spend your days volunteering with autistic people.

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Anonymous ID:7HP1pt4t Thu 30 May 2019 20:20:11 No.8121514 Report

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>>8121506

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Anonymous ID:4YLZgyKJ Thu 30 May 2019 20:21:32 No.8121520 Report

Quoted By: >>8121530 >>8121550

>>8121372
What job is it for?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7HP1pt4t Thu 30 May 2019 20:22:47 No.8121530 Report

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>>8121520
Probably male prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61bYFBov Thu 30 May 2019 20:25:58 No.8121550 Report

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>>8121520
Salvation Army backroom production.

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