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Tard story thread? I'll start.
>Be me
>7th Grade Science, Last trimester
>Have tard in class, still listens to shit like ‘We are Number One’ and roams+dances all class
>Taking notes
>Have tab open from the morning with a picture, switching to see what it was
>Tard doing his usual wondering and stops behind me
>Leans reeeeal close to my shoulder as he looks over my shoulder
>Ohgodthesmell.gif
>There was a small table behind him, so he attempts to sit on it
>Breaks
>He shoots up and looks around like he did nothing
>Walks over to teacher, starts talking to him- Can’t quite hear it but I assume he was explaining the self
>Go back to work
Suddenly teacher says “What happened to my table? I gotta replace it now!”
>The fucking tard looks at me and says “Anon.”
>Niggawhat.wav
>I almost instantly shoot back “It was you! You were wondering around and decided to sit on that table to watch me instead of doing your project!” He sits down and looks at me.
>”Thanks for blaming me, anon.”
>At this point, I was about to say more before the teacher broke it up
After Class
>Friend come up to me, explains what happened after
>Teacher broke it up because he knew I would say something
Mfw I didn’t get in trouble
>Be me
>7th Grade Science, Last trimester
>Have tard in class, still listens to shit like ‘We are Number One’ and roams+dances all class
>Taking notes
>Have tab open from the morning with a picture, switching to see what it was
>Tard doing his usual wondering and stops behind me
>Leans reeeeal close to my shoulder as he looks over my shoulder
>Ohgodthesmell.gif
>There was a small table behind him, so he attempts to sit on it
>Breaks
>He shoots up and looks around like he did nothing
>Walks over to teacher, starts talking to him- Can’t quite hear it but I assume he was explaining the self
>Go back to work
Suddenly teacher says “What happened to my table? I gotta replace it now!”
>The fucking tard looks at me and says “Anon.”
>Niggawhat.wav
>I almost instantly shoot back “It was you! You were wondering around and decided to sit on that table to watch me instead of doing your project!” He sits down and looks at me.
>”Thanks for blaming me, anon.”
>At this point, I was about to say more before the teacher broke it up
After Class
>Friend come up to me, explains what happened after
>Teacher broke it up because he knew I would say something
Mfw I didn’t get in trouble
