Okay retards, story time

>be me
>plan weekend trip with gf
>gf and I breakup
>still friends
>go on trip (I’m in the hotel right now with her)
>bring alcohol
>get drunk(still drunk writing this)
>talk about our feelings and shit
>tl;dr we’ve been talking about how we feel a bunch, she is conflicted about how to feel about us, I still love her more than anything in the world
>we’re not talking right now
>she’s laying next to me just browsing insta on her phone
>me still undecided about how to prepare and go forward with anything
>extremely sensitive situation

So, whichever one of you that come up with a suggestion of what to do next, I will pick one

It just has to be either funny/crazy
Also whoever gets dubs first I’ll do that

I’m an OP that will deliver, I’m no pussy bitch