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Moot ID:lCyVy9zl Tue 30 May 2017 23:29:15 No.813449 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>813459 >>813488 >>813494 >>813516 >>814307 >>814440

Police stories boipussies.

>14
>at old tire shop at 11 pm
>stealing cigs from the ashtray
>police pulls up
>"youre gonna die of cancer with herpes all over your face, pretty cool huh?"
>drives away

tfw one ridiculing moment with a cop was more influential than years and years of DARE and propoganda

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Anonymous ID:7BIF12e5 Tue 30 May 2017 23:29:45 No.813451 Report

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Smoke.

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Anonymous ID:WDAri1FF Tue 30 May 2017 23:30:30 No.813459 Report

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>>813449
Stelter

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Anonymous ID:7DdQIyW8 Tue 30 May 2017 23:32:44 No.813488 Report

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>>813449
Good story. I wish I had any.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yOTfnQfw Tue 30 May 2017 23:32:59 No.813494 Report

Quoted By: >>814586

>>813449
>10
>summer vacation, in NYC
>in front of a restaurant
>cop sitting in his car on the side of the street with his passenger door open
>stare at him
>"hey kid, want to sit in a cop car?"
>fuck yeah I do
>parents don't mind
>sit in the passenger seat for a few minutes and give the cop a high five before going into the restaurant
Fun times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vWUkaGyN Tue 30 May 2017 23:34:46 No.813516 Report

Quoted By: >>813582

>>813449
So you're a manchild?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lCyVy9zl Tue 30 May 2017 23:41:08 No.813582 Report

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>>813516
Manchildren smoke ciggies cause they thinks its still cool, hitler lover.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TmqLxTw/ Tue 30 May 2017 23:41:29 No.813587 Report

Quoted By: >>814586

>be me
>be 16
>staying at friends house
>going to 711 at 3am to refill our massive big gulp sodas
>walk out and see cop car in apartment complex
>duck behind a car, scared of curfew laws
>cop leaves, we go around corner to the store
>right as we get to the store 2 cop cars screech in and jump out with guns drawn
>another runs up from behind us on foot
>we shit pants and dive on the ground
>cop sticks gun on the back of my head says hell kill me if i move
>handcuffs me so tight think my wrist will break
>find out were kids only getting soda
>say were stupid for hiding and they thought we were breaking into cars
>one cop says he almost shot us cause i had my hand in my pocket

After that they basically took me and my friend home and talked a bunch if shit to my parents. The cops were dicks about the whole thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/BtLHpV Tue 30 May 2017 23:44:45 No.813637 Report

Quoted By: >>813720

>Be a cop
>Have retarded gaming brother who make video game videos or someshit.
>One day on duty
>See Mexican
>Shoot him
>Its okay though because I get off Scott-Free
>For some reason people online think my brother killed that Mexican.
>I think his name was Juan or something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TmqLxTw/ Tue 30 May 2017 23:48:42 No.813720 Report

Quoted By: >>813886

>>813637
Whatd u shoot him for

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eIMFo6iK Tue 30 May 2017 23:58:43 No.813886 Report

Quoted By: >>813932

>>813720
for being mexican

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/BtLHpV Wed 31 May 2017 00:01:34 No.813932 Report

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>>813886
This.
Juan, but not forgotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7WRRzhbH Wed 31 May 2017 00:24:16 No.814307 Report

Quoted By: >>814586

>>813449
>be at a bar
>get a little to drunky-poo
>go outside to smoke a cigarette
>see cops shining lights inside of car windows
>see them doing it to my friends truck
>go inside bar and tell my friend
>come back outside and confront cop
>apparently I'm yelling at the cop
>tells me to put my hands behind my back because I'm being arrested for drunk and disorderly
>say "go right fucking ahead, i don't care"
>get hauled off to the drunk tank and spend the night there

Arrested for being a drunk dickhead in the parking lot of a bar. I probably could have gotten it thrown out in court but I didn't want to go through the hassle so I just paid the fine.

Asshole cop though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/7f7hIMj Wed 31 May 2017 00:35:52 No.814440 Report

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>>813449
>me, at uni
>Gonna smoke weed and play guitar near the lake one night
>puffin and hamming for ~30 mins before the cops roll by
>"what are you doing out here, kid?"

I stammer like an autist and try to play dumb/innocent. Made up a story about my roomie getting laid on the fly that was pretty impressive...

>get patted down
>they give me the drugz r baaad lecture
>NO FINE

Done this twice actually, the relief after feels incredible. Anxiety during though is shit. Its a power trip for the po, and everyone there knows it...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/7f7hIMj Wed 31 May 2017 00:46:05 No.814586 Report

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>>813494
Comfy story, like a character development bit in a cop movie
>>813587
Curfew laws suck, sometimes cops suck too
>>814307
This ones on you! Pretty funny tho, spent a night in the tank meself

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