This is the kind of quality content I come to /bant/ for (or r/banter as we oldfags like to call it, hehe the irony is probably lost on you, the reader). Not only has the OP provided us with an interesting story to tell, he also made the additional effort to produce a homemade image instead of recycling the same boring pictures as most people do on the interwebs. His acumen is further displayed by making clever use of the hottest new meme, "le dank forced face", with which he proves he is not only a highly skilled memelord, he is also a man of acquired taste. Furthermore the explanation of his dream exhibits the true nature of his subconscious. As it projects an erotic desire of both aqua and megumin, two vastly underappreciated characters in the highly praised "Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!", he shows that he is both undeterred in going against mainstream expectations of media enjoyment, and a virile young man with sexual capacity. The additional inclusion of Elon Musk as nothing more than a side character shows that not only is OP superior to one of the world's leading philantropists, but having him be jealous enough to try and assassinate OP in the midst of his sexual ecstacy proves there is nothing that stands in his way to become a godlike Chad himself. In conclusion, I applaud OP, I applaud his post, and everything he stands for. Jerk off in glory, my good lad. Jerk off in glory and be proud of who you are.
