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DROOOOOMMMPPFFF

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DURMOLD DRAUMFPT better leave some scoops for MEEEEEEEE
>laughter
MUMBLE MURMFP REEBLE REE
>applause, a few whistles and cheers
GROMBLE FLURMP BUMBLE DRUMP
>audience applauds for at least thirty seconds

TWO

>deafening silence
>drop of sweat from frozen audience member hits the floor
>a faint plop can be heard in the empty vacuum, devoid of all other sounds

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

>audience begins to consume each other
>complete chaos
>floor is drenched in blood
>black hole opens where colbert's head used to be
>camera remains bolted to the floor long enough to capture everything in the room being sucked into the vortex and ripped apart at an atomic level before being sucked through
>Trump eats an entire tub of ice cream
>another black hole opens
>black holes consume each other because of quantum physics
>God Chosen Emperor Trump saves the day again